Bakersfield Ninjas, misdemeanors, and Enrique Fuentes interview - By N.L. Belardes
Danielle Belton, who Enrique Fuentes calls that ‘hoochie honey of the news’ has written the true scoop on the Nate Berg arrest. My ‘felony’ adjectives were all wrong. They were misdemeanors. You can read more in her blog where she talks about his few days in the slammer. Danielle was also kind enough to mention me today regarding my posting of the Bakersfield Ninjas video... I hear there is a sequel in the works. Now if I could just make a cameo appearance in that! The info of course was originally leaked to me by some mysterious member of the band, Three Chord Whore who plays kickball with the alleged Filmmakers...
Speaking of Enrique Fuentes, I had a brief interview with him about his forthcoming book. Here’s what he had to say:
N: What is this book about you’re writing?
E: Oh Nickyboy I haven’t seen you in forever! I love the new glasses, you seem more like a little boy with those big black gawdy fashionable lenses. When are you releasing that hoochie book? You keep telling everybody a month and about five have gone by… now run to me because my book isn’t done yet, but it is a darling tale of everlasting love in Delano, Bakersfield, and Hollywood. I write about all my friends, the paparazzi Rico, Hoochie Honey Danielle, Kay Kay Jones and Neneng Tea. It’s a fluffy Victoria’s Secret tour de hoochie with some really fun surprises!
N: Sounds like a dazzler. As for my book. There’s always a delay, what can I say? I am having fun in the meantime promoting, writing, and snapping photos. But more about you. Where have you been?
E: I have been in Hollywood working on movie make-up for a very fun film. The stage crews were hilarious. In the evenings we partied, we sat around and watched Betty Davis films and ate like posh little Hollywood lovelies. The stars were divine, and let’s say I got to touch the cheeks of some sexy mambo stars! I won’t say Brad Pitt’s name but I did hold a make-up brush to those pouty lips of his. Oops. I think that was an accident. Did I just say Brad Pitt?
N: Yes you did. You seem to know everybody. Are there going to be a lot of movie stars with cameos in your book?
E: Oh lots! But I won’t kiss and tell. But you know that, Nicky.
N: Do you have a new title for your book?
E: I’m thinking about something royal, with pizzazz, like The Queen and I: Enrique Fuentes, Queen of the Downtown Fur…
N: Where did you come up with that?
E: Oh I don’t know. I was eating sushi and I just thought of it. Don’t hate me for wanting to hold you.
N: I’ll try not to hold it against you…
E: I have to go now. Tell all my lovelies that I miss them and to write soon! And oh yes, I will write soon too! I am going to start posting portions of my novel on my very hoochie blog!
Speaking of Enrique Fuentes, I had a brief interview with him about his forthcoming book. Here’s what he had to say:
N: What is this book about you’re writing?
E: Oh Nickyboy I haven’t seen you in forever! I love the new glasses, you seem more like a little boy with those big black gawdy fashionable lenses. When are you releasing that hoochie book? You keep telling everybody a month and about five have gone by… now run to me because my book isn’t done yet, but it is a darling tale of everlasting love in Delano, Bakersfield, and Hollywood. I write about all my friends, the paparazzi Rico, Hoochie Honey Danielle, Kay Kay Jones and Neneng Tea. It’s a fluffy Victoria’s Secret tour de hoochie with some really fun surprises!
N: Sounds like a dazzler. As for my book. There’s always a delay, what can I say? I am having fun in the meantime promoting, writing, and snapping photos. But more about you. Where have you been?
E: I have been in Hollywood working on movie make-up for a very fun film. The stage crews were hilarious. In the evenings we partied, we sat around and watched Betty Davis films and ate like posh little Hollywood lovelies. The stars were divine, and let’s say I got to touch the cheeks of some sexy mambo stars! I won’t say Brad Pitt’s name but I did hold a make-up brush to those pouty lips of his. Oops. I think that was an accident. Did I just say Brad Pitt?
N: Yes you did. You seem to know everybody. Are there going to be a lot of movie stars with cameos in your book?
E: Oh lots! But I won’t kiss and tell. But you know that, Nicky.
N: Do you have a new title for your book?
E: I’m thinking about something royal, with pizzazz, like The Queen and I: Enrique Fuentes, Queen of the Downtown Fur…
N: Where did you come up with that?
E: Oh I don’t know. I was eating sushi and I just thought of it. Don’t hate me for wanting to hold you.
N: I’ll try not to hold it against you…
E: I have to go now. Tell all my lovelies that I miss them and to write soon! And oh yes, I will write soon too! I am going to start posting portions of my novel on my very hoochie blog!
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