Memoirs of a Bako Carpetbagger – By N.L. Belardes
I wandered down to Dagny’s last week. You know, that coffeehouse hangout where journalists, photographers, etc., all linger? I met up with fellow blogger in crime Bako Carpetbagger, already a force on the scene with his left-sided political views that have got the attention of radio talk-a-lot jock, Lori Ingram, A.K.A. Inga Barks Too Much, and the local conservative newspaper. Personally, I’m more in line with that feisty Black Dog, who views the world from the middle of the road. Step left or right and you get run over is my philosophy. (Black Dog might bite my tail for including him on this one)
When I arrived at Dagny’s I was joined by none other than rock star supreme, Pablo Alaniz of Diary. He sat down with a tasty coffee and pulled out a copy of Memoirs of a Geisha. Strangely enough I began the very same book that morning. I’d already seen the movie. I dug the cinematography, the colors, the story of a poverty-stricken girl in love with a man who broke societal norms to show his love for a common woman with uncommon features.
Pablo and I talked about the book a little. “I read a lot,” he said. “But this one is going a little slow because I don’t know all the parts of Japanese society the book mentions.” He flipped it open, seemed about half finished with the novel. I was on page ten. I studied a lot of Asian culture in college. The movie was fascinating…
We talked about music, about how he’s been tapping into his roots with some Chicano-influenced tunes. “I really like Los Lobos. That’s not the usual kind of band people are into around here. But I’ve made a few songs that I’m happy with. I may share them soon.”
Of course I begged him for a few tunes. We’ll see if I get any. I promised to drop off some photos of his recent show with Diary at Jerry’s Pizza.
About that time Bako Carpetbagger wandered in with his daughter. If you think Mr. Moms don’t exist, they still do. He’s got a lovely little girl that Pablo and I thought was the cutest. Bako Carpetbagger even writes a blog about to being a father. Check out 'Daddy in a Strange Land'. This guy is devoted. And his kid loves bagels.
We spoke about blogs, novels, Memoirs of a Geisha and about the one book one Bakersfield memoir-writing workshop being put on by author David Masumoto. Mr. Carpetbagger plans on attending. (Must sign up by February 20th) He was genuinely excited about this up and coming literary event. Of course I recently wrote about my true-to-life fiction, The Citrus Girl, a novel built in part from memoirs, interviews, memory, letters, emails, and so on… “Memoirs of a Disgruntled College Student/Poet” that could have been titled. Probably should have.
And so the realm of writing goes onward. Once again, just as Howard Owens wondered why I met up with him, you all might be wondering why Bako Carpetbagger and I met up. He’s writer. So am I. Forget the “They’re bloggers,” bitching you might hear from the pretentious writer lot in Bakersfield who label non-journalists as simply 'bloggers' as they try to lump all online writers into one category, and that into some futuristic realm of writing. We’re writers, plain and simple. Besides, I don’t know many writers. Why not meet one?
When I arrived at Dagny’s I was joined by none other than rock star supreme, Pablo Alaniz of Diary. He sat down with a tasty coffee and pulled out a copy of Memoirs of a Geisha. Strangely enough I began the very same book that morning. I’d already seen the movie. I dug the cinematography, the colors, the story of a poverty-stricken girl in love with a man who broke societal norms to show his love for a common woman with uncommon features.
Pablo and I talked about the book a little. “I read a lot,” he said. “But this one is going a little slow because I don’t know all the parts of Japanese society the book mentions.” He flipped it open, seemed about half finished with the novel. I was on page ten. I studied a lot of Asian culture in college. The movie was fascinating…
We talked about music, about how he’s been tapping into his roots with some Chicano-influenced tunes. “I really like Los Lobos. That’s not the usual kind of band people are into around here. But I’ve made a few songs that I’m happy with. I may share them soon.”
Of course I begged him for a few tunes. We’ll see if I get any. I promised to drop off some photos of his recent show with Diary at Jerry’s Pizza.
About that time Bako Carpetbagger wandered in with his daughter. If you think Mr. Moms don’t exist, they still do. He’s got a lovely little girl that Pablo and I thought was the cutest. Bako Carpetbagger even writes a blog about to being a father. Check out 'Daddy in a Strange Land'. This guy is devoted. And his kid loves bagels.
We spoke about blogs, novels, Memoirs of a Geisha and about the one book one Bakersfield memoir-writing workshop being put on by author David Masumoto. Mr. Carpetbagger plans on attending. (Must sign up by February 20th) He was genuinely excited about this up and coming literary event. Of course I recently wrote about my true-to-life fiction, The Citrus Girl, a novel built in part from memoirs, interviews, memory, letters, emails, and so on… “Memoirs of a Disgruntled College Student/Poet” that could have been titled. Probably should have.
And so the realm of writing goes onward. Once again, just as Howard Owens wondered why I met up with him, you all might be wondering why Bako Carpetbagger and I met up. He’s writer. So am I. Forget the “They’re bloggers,” bitching you might hear from the pretentious writer lot in Bakersfield who label non-journalists as simply 'bloggers' as they try to lump all online writers into one category, and that into some futuristic realm of writing. We’re writers, plain and simple. Besides, I don’t know many writers. Why not meet one?


Hey Nick! I enjoyed our chat too. I also enjoyed being identified as a "writer" after being too long out of the game. ;) But anyway, yeah, whenever you wanna talk shop, I'm there. BTW, besides and , I'm in the middle of co-launching a group Asian American daddy blog, . I post there as "Hapa Papa," check it out. :)
And oh, on the "One Book One Bakersfield" tip, I posted last week about my hope that Masumoto's "Epitaph for a Peach," about the struggles of a family farmer, may prompt some needed discussion here in (agri)business-as-usual Kern County. Check it out here.
And btw, Nick, very cute with the whole working in of the Memoirs of a Geisha thing into the title—is it 'cause I'm Asian? ;) Heh.
Your articles are insightful and interesting, and, well, the memoir theme presented itself. Sometimes themes ask to be written in strange moments that are unexplainable. If I hadn't, where would the logical connection of our meeting have been? You know, instead of conversations, blogs can be labeled as memoirs in letter writing... only we don't have to put stamps on our thoughts in this case.
I love the line... its the only way to be. Even though I may stagger off of it from time to time. Thanks for the shout out.
As for Eva Braun shes a sock puppet for Pain Lameitey (the guy on TV and the radio). Bashing everybody day and night but never solving any problems. If the problems they talk about got solved they'd be out of jobs.
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