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Novelist Bonnie Hearn Hill talks latest thriller and Yosemite Writers Conference - By N.L. Belardes

There’s a Fresno, California writer who I bond with because we both wrote novels about Central Valley newspapers that include murder, deception, and an often unscrupulous style of presenting the news. Of course there's a reflection on reality: if a big story bleeds, that just might make for good front-page glory, I mean, novel fodder. Does such news still run rampant into the consciousness of our lovely cities and farmland of the San Joaquin? Sure, just go flip the pages of your local newspaper, and keep in mind, such dastardly media morsels do sometimes get tucked away into the pages of manuscripts.


Bonnie Hearn Hill, 'The Swami' and mysterious Queen Cat photo
(*rumor: Diva cat wears unknown Drag Queen crown)

In some of my recent emails to Bonnie Hearn Hill there was talk of me wanting to float in a giant bottle of frozen water to escape heat and power outages. Bonnie herself grumbled to me through an email about needing a power generator. Ahh, life in the Central Valley; a summer heat wave of humidity, sun and dust—I grumble too and pray my computer will continue to run.

You don’t know about the heat? Go sit in a Fresno or Bakersfield area grape vineyard. Even the rattlesnakes won’t bite if they can sit in the shade of your quickly evaporating body.

Meanwhile I imagine Bonnie Hearn Hill strangely empowered about power, storming into a store filled with generators of all kinds, and demanding, “My novels are not writing themselves. I need power!” And then with a simple gesture, not unlike a sophisticated California cowgirl, and with a twirl of a gun in and out of her holster, she gets what she wants—even a glass of cold water.


Pampered and well-read on Hearn Hill Thrillas...

But then, Bonnie is a woman all about empowerment—and that doesn’t mean just being in a strong literary position in her own life. She believes in empowerment for the writers around her. She believes in the strength and energy of the written word and the power of encouraging others to take their literary voice and perhaps become well-versed, meaningful, structured, and to contribute to society with such words.

Maybe all of the world to writers is an intimidating endless sea of books. So what? Those empowered can swim amongst such words and even contribute to the most popular seas of knowledge with storytelling of their own. Yes, you can. You just have to have good ideas, be able to write and strategize, and in the end, learn a good ‘elevator speech’ you can pitch to a potential literary agent.


A mysterious group of Fresno writers congregate...


Bonnie Hearn Hill, freaky Donny Osmond gloves and 'The Swami'

You know the type. You’ve seen them in the movies. So-and-so is stuck on an elevator with the big cheese kahuna president of the yo-yo company and has twelve seconds to sell the president toymaker on an idea for the coolest radio-controlled hairpiece for bald men ever invented.

Believe me. This is real world stuff, folks. It takes months or years to write books, and seconds to sell them.

Bonnie Hearn Hill spent 22 years paying bills as a newspaper editor. And she has credibility as a teacher and storyteller. Why? Because while editing news stories is a nice skill for a writer to have, Bonnie Hearn Hill also pursued the art of novel writing. She followed the hunt of the thriller like an exasperated journalist on three cups of coffee hunting for clues that could get the big story on page one.


Bonnie Hearn Hill and the mysterious Muscle Man of Fresno


Book one in Bonnie Hearn Hill's trilogy
has a mysterious taste of Central Valley news
Signing at Fresno Barnes & Noble: Sept 2, 2006

I’m tearing my way through her latest thriller to be released this September, If it Bleeds (Check out her website for other releases). Her writing is smack on the money, with a witty in-your-face style filled with engaging characters often reminiscent of Central Valley folks; some of them, media people…

Media people? Sound familiar?

If it Bleeds makes Central Valley news-making the top story; and brings real scandal into the picture that most people might simply gloss over as today’s entertaining news of corruption and scandal. She brings another dimension to Central Valley news and politics, one that is literary, but real. “Fiction is the lie that tells a truth,” Hill Hearn recently said in a phone conversation. “I can be more honest in fiction,” she added, meaning that sometimes we read the news and need our own resolution to the day’s top stories. Her works often do that for her.



If it Bleeds takes Central Valley scandal and fictionalizes by twisting in a plot of ‘white rights’ groups. That’s because, well, bigotry exists in the Central Valley. And don’t tell me it doesn’t or never did. Go read your history books and you’ll find the KKK actually did tar and feather people just outside of Bakersfield.

And more than that, If it Bleeds once reeked of even more Central Valley scandal. Originally, Bonnie Hill Hearn's novel was about Fresno’s scandalous ‘Operation Rezone’, where a millions-dollar building development industry survived off corruption and bribes with city officials and developers. It’s a scandal that journalists have written causing Fresno, like Bakersfield, to be perceived as a sad town that somehow has the power to draw people back into their midst. As a result of ‘Operation Rezone’, such scandal has caused the Central Valley to have a stigma. For Fresno itself as a Central Valley metropolis, one San Francisco newspaper wrote in 1999 that the city is “a cautionary tale of planning gone wrong and development gone wild”.



On Tuesday nights Bonnie Hearn Hill teaches a private writing class. Perhaps you think one would have to be in a rather stylish club, or one of the Lords of Fresno to be invited to such a literary soiree. No, her class is different; it's uplifting and for the select few who are just plain serious about their craft.

I imagine Bonnie on a Tuesday night—a ragtag group of writers in tow—and sometimes towing her; and she kicks off her shoes and stares into a crowd of onlookers—some close friends for years on end, and her having a say in how writers should shape their craft for success and not for some local content-sucking entity that wants readers and traffic—who won’t pay a dime.

Ahh to be on that peak with yaks and sherpa holding our pens along with a dictionary of great literary colloquialisms. After all, we all want to be so popular that we’re walking clichés, right?

Wrong. I think most writers just want to support themselves by writing. It's a dream after all.

In the Bonnie Hearn Hill classroom I imagine adventurers of the mind, of Central Valley thoughts, of newspapers gone mad, of lovers of life and grand travelers wearing big hats and lengthy winter coats—even in the 110 degree Central Valley summers—yes, the writers: the dreamers of society bold enough to put words to paper and explore social consciousness to the point that emboldens; because a writer can shape film, influence ads, influence popular consciousness, and bring tears just through stringing together words…



Oh yes, writers are such adventurers, and are bold—even the shitty ones who can’t string together sentences without greater-than-sliced-bread clichés. And I imagine Bonnie, even without her shoes on, does steer a Fresno ship. That ship rubs up against the Bakersfield skyline.

And she helps bring us the Yosemite Writers Conference, a minimal investment for potential success.

I said in our phone conversation, "Let’s talk about the Yosemite Writers Conference… what’s the big deal? Is this just a bunch of pretentious literary whiners getting together to have tea and crumpets? What’s really in it for the little guy like me—the writer who has been too afraid of his own shadow to send manuscripts out into the big kahuna literary game?"

Bonnie assured me that, believe it or not, down-to-earth-I’ve-been-there-too literary agent attitudes will be ready to meet writers and to help shape them. They want writers to pitch book ideas to them. And Bonnie, a successful thriller writer, wants to help true writers. She helps empower by assisting in bringing a conference that doesn’t just turn its back on creative folk.

If we are bad writers, we want to be told politely to slip into the sea of books and learn to swim. Then we can learn the doggy pen paddle if we have to. That’s always better than being told to walk the plank into a stormy sea without our Mickey Mouse floaties.

After all, who wants to be snubbed?

Buy Bonnie Hearn Hill Thrillers

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  1. Blogger Matildakay | 9:37 AM |  

    She sounds like a talented writer, teacher and great all around gal... can't wait to dive into her books!

    Everyone check out the Yosmite Writer's Conference!

  2. Blogger MGBB | 11:36 AM |  

    Bonnie is this and much more. The lady goes beyond and gives of herself to anyone who asks for her help. The only thing she asks for in return is your success.

  3. Blogger n.l. | 11:49 AM |  

    If that's the case, and Bonnie is so giving, I would like to ask for a glass of milk, a red wagon, and three albino geckos. Why? Because those are the missing ingredients for success that I have been searching for all these years...

    OK, I'm jarshin'--Bonnie is cool as heck. I didn't even really go into the great conversation we had about newspapers, writers, her workshops, and more...

    There was a hidden treasure in the valley for writers. I found the treasure map when I met Patricia Wakida of Heyday Books, found where 'X' marks the spot with Cindy Wathen, and uncovered some kind of mystical 8-ball treasure that swishes encouraging messages and wisdom in Bonnie Hearn Hill.

    Valley literature is changing shape through such discovery...

  4. Anonymous Anonymous | 12:06 PM |  

    I've never liked an article about me before. Nick, I love you. You are an honorary Tuesday. Visit us any time.

    Bonnie

  5. Anonymous Anonymous | 12:06 PM |  

    Bonnie is an absolutely amazing woman with tireless energy and the most incredible multi-tasking talents. She's the gift of a lifetime. C.

  6. Blogger thomasjacksonwalker | 12:21 PM |  

    take me to the river
    put me in the water,.........

  7. Blogger n.l. | 1:41 PM |  

    If it isn't the mysterious thomasjacksonwalker... who ever thought your head would bob above the comment water here...

    glad to have you... you're like the Thomas Pynchon of Paperback Writer...

  8. Blogger Matildakay | 2:37 PM |  

    Who is Thomasjacksonwalker and why does NL call him mysterious???

    Enquiring minds want to know...

  9. Blogger chingpea | 2:38 PM |  

    Bonnie sounds amazing!

  10. Blogger n.l. | 3:11 PM |  

    thomasjacksonwalker is a mysterious entity rumored from Los Angeles who lurks on nlbelardes.com. He once left a comment, but disappeared until resurfacing to write about A.S. Ashley.

    What does he look like? Who is he?

    Status unknown.

  11. Anonymous Cindy Wathen | 3:20 PM |  

    Bonnie truly is the ultimate chica!

  12. Blogger thomasjacksonwalker | 3:47 PM |  

    What?.....a "Talking Heads" and "Bako Bob" reference in the same sentence? (I can wish) :)
    And thank-you,...Thomas Pynchon, eh? You're too kind. I feel more like Billy Pilgrim. I'm just fulfilling my obligation and duty to a dear friend.
    Kudos to you for this blog and shining a light on an unsung hero.

  13. Anonymous Anonymous | 5:53 PM |  

    Bonnie reigns as queen of the literary muses. She is more than amazing. "Amazing" is too nonspecific for this incredible writer and teacher. How do you describe the inner spirit of a muse?

  14. Blogger Connie Fulmer | 7:00 PM |  

    Bonnie Hearn Hill is the kind of teacher who knows how to make a difference in the writing lives of her students - not only by sharing the craft of writing publishable fiction, but also by delivering that knowledge with an abundance of patience and persistence. You should see some of the stuff she has to wade through each week.

    Thanks a million, Bonnie.

    WE know WHY we're IMPROVING each week, and we love ya for it!

  15. Blogger n.l. | 7:05 PM |  

    I haven't learned any craft yet from Bonnie--though I'm sure I will--but what I have learned is that I do need to keep focusing on the empowering nature of my writing on a day-to-day basis.

  16. Blogger Connie Fulmer | 7:34 PM |  

    NL,

    You betcha. Everyday you have to write.

    When I started with Bonnie, my work looked like I had a video word camera. Breath in, breath out, stand up, sit down. Write some dialog and try to get the tags right. And that's what I handed in. She probably secretly hoped that I would quit (and I would completely understand if that were true), but neither of us gave up. Last year I attended the Yosemite conference, traveling from Colorado, to learn more about writing and the business of getting published.

    This year I'm coming back as a finalist in the novel contest. It's mostly Bonnie's fault. She expects the best.

  17. Blogger DreamTime Publishing | 7:41 PM |  

    Bonnie is a fabulous writer! And teacher. Oh, how I wish I lived in Fresno. Well, except maybe mid summer. It's one of the few places that makes Florida seem relatively cool....Very much looking forward to reading If It Bleeds, and to making my next trip out to catch up with everyone again -- definitely for 2007 Yosemite, if not sooner.

  18. Anonymous Anonymous | 8:04 PM |  

    Bonnie is a writing goddess, but not the Olympian type - remote, on a mountain top, waiting for her minions to peel her a grape. She's on the earth with those she serves and supports - helping them learn what the writing life is all about. Oh, and there's that pesky POV thing that she goes on and on about. What's up with that?

  19. Anonymous Bonnie Hearn Hill | 8:27 PM |  

    Hey, Nick--
    You can see that I got all of my friends to post. Seriously, if you try to write every day, it will be less daunting. When I was writing KILLER BODY, I was going through all kinds of stuff personally and professionally, and I had three months to write the book. Every day I listed my word count. When going over my word count sheet recently, I found the following for one day: "34 words. But they're there, damn it."

    Sometimes 34 words is all you can do, but they add up. And they keep the story in your head.

  20. Anonymous Anonymous | 8:39 PM |  

    Bonnie is the rarest of the rare, a writing teacher who is as dedicated to her students' successes as she is to her own.

    See you in Yosemite, aka, Algonquin West.

    Swami

  21. Anonymous Bonnie Hearn Hill | 9:50 PM |  

    Pesky POV? You may hide your name, Robby Mullins from Kentucky, but you can't hide from me.
    Nick, Rob is a talented writer (with some pretty hot, er, hot scenes). He is a finalist for the Yosemite contest. Wish I could tell you who won, but Sheree Petree, the contest chair, doesn't trust me with that information, because she knows I'd blast it right here if I knew.

  22. Anonymous Anonymous | 10:07 PM |  

    Nope. I really can't describe it, that inner spirit of an ethereal muse. But I have learned from her. I do believe that Bonnie could even teach that dog in the photo to write a novel. After all, our canine friend has already read all of the right books.

    For the past year, Bonnie has been my writing instructor and muse in a Writers Online Workshop. Although I read voraciously as an English teacher, I had absolutely no concept of how to structure a novel. My attempts at novel writing were quite shallow and futile.

    With much patience and encouragement, Bonnie taught me how to seek the spirit of the muse and write from the heart, while following the "rules" of novel writing. Due to her patient teaching, I now have a completed manuscript, and am also a finalist in the Yosemite Novel writing contest.

    I will be eternally grateful to the muse who has whispered in my ear for the past year.

    "You can do it," she said.

    I did.

    Thank you, dear muse.

    Lorri Ramey, Ohio

  23. Blogger Evan | 10:11 PM |  

    Thanks for posting that picture of the Tuesdays up. It's a good one. That's me, way back there in the shadows.

    I look forward to seeing you at Yosemite.

  24. Blogger n.l. | 12:02 AM |  

    Everyone can say all the nice things they want. Those are still Donny Osmond gloves.

    You know, here on Paperback Writer the leading entry for comments was a recent punk rock article. It's nice to see that a literary-themed blog piece can rattle folks from their dark corners and novel-writing moments to comment... although about 20 more comments are needed to surpass the current nlbelardes.com record of 42...

  25. Anonymous Kris Yankee | 4:24 AM |  

    I "met" Bonnie over 3 years ago in a WOW writing class. I was eager, determined and a down right terrible writer. Through her guidance, patience and honesty, I’ve become the writer I am today. I’m also a finalist in the Novel division of the 2006 Yosemite Writer’s Conference contest.

    But Bonnie is more than just a wonderful teacher – she truly loves what she is doing and cares about those writers she comes into contact. She is more than happy to share her knowledge of the writing to those who wish to learn. I’m proud to call her a friend as well as my mentor.

  26. Anonymous Kris Yankee | 4:27 AM |  

    Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that I'm a writer from Michigan. Bonnie's online classes through WOW makes her accessible to anyone anywhere. I was lucky enough to meet her in person when I attended the Yosemite conference in 2004. She was just as lovely in person as she is in “class.”

  27. Anonymous Bonnie Hearn Hill | 8:10 AM |  

    Nick:
    About the Osmond gloves. They were a gift from the Swami Woman. You can borrow them whenever you like.
    Bonnie

  28. Blogger n.l. | 8:25 AM |  

    No thanks, I've always been a little bit country. I prefer the Marie Osmond hair doily pigtail holders.

    The purple is just too much flash for the Nickster...

  29. Blogger christopher | 10:14 AM |  

    Bonnie is an amazing writer. Her novels are fast paced, can't-put-them-down thrillers. You want to meet the characters, and the writing is fantastic.
    Forget that now. She then gives writing tips to anyone who wants to learn, and asks nothing in return. Pretty amazing.

  30. Anonymous Bonnie Hearn Hill | 10:29 AM |  

    Are you sure? They are good luck writing gloves blessed by SW herself.
    By the way, if you or any of your writer friends would like a copy of the scene checklist that I'm using as a handout at the conference, just e-mail me at bonniehearnhill@comcast.net.

  31. Blogger Matildakay | 10:31 AM |  

    Do it NL! Wear the Donny Osmond gloves! You need a gimmick!

  32. Blogger Matildakay | 10:32 AM |  

    I stole Marie Osmond's 'M' you need Donny's gloves!

  33. Anonymous Bonnie Hearn Hill | 10:34 AM |  

    Thoughts on teachers:
    Not every teacher is right for every writer. You have to find one you can both trust and respect, someone who sees your potential.

    A good teacher is not going to be loved by all. A former student of mine refers to Cindy Wathen and me as Bambi and Godzilla, a compliment considering the source. Of course, Cindy is the true Godzilla beneath that Bambi face. One strong woman and a talented editor/writer I am honored that she's my friend. www.cindywathen.com

  34. Blogger n.l. | 11:22 AM |  

    I'm thinking that Bonnie might not actually own said purple gloves. Perhaps the Swami herself never even blessed them...

    or...

    Maybe the whole Donny Osmond statement is misguided. Perhaps these rubber purple claws are the last remains of Barney's nimble hands, and just maybe Bonnie and the Swami were secret show writers and could have penned some sappy slappy kid songs and smores...

    Either way, Bonnie is just way too chicken to show up in Yosemite with claws on, drag queen crown, and a boa to match...

    Matildakay, you're way too into Marie Osmond. It's time for a change. Think Donna Summer glitter.

  35. Blogger Matildakay | 12:01 PM |  

    ooooh Donna Summer glitter! I love it... you forget NL, I'm the makeup lady. :)

    Maybe Bonnie will teach me some things about writing if I ask her really nice and bake her a cake!

  36. Anonymous Anonymous | 1:25 PM |  

    The only person who would think that Bonnie is the Godzilla of teaching, is the person whose writing is so brilliant and amazing and profound and powerful, that they don't need editors, teachers, agents, or anyone to tell them what to do.
    And they won't be needing anyone to read past the first page of their manuscript either.

  37. Anonymous Anonymous | 1:49 PM |  

    We love you, Bonnie!!!!

  38. Anonymous Anonymous | 1:50 PM |  

    No, this is not Robby Lee, but he loves you, too!!!!

  39. Anonymous Anonymous | 2:19 PM |  

    Ummmm, I felt a little bit of Godzilla breath when Bonnie told me that I had no scene goals, and my characters needed to do something. Her exact words were: "These characters are not on vacation, you know." LOL

  40. Blogger chingpea | 2:27 PM |  

    Bonnie is so awesome....
    And HEY!!! Donny Osmond is cool.

  41. Anonymous Anonymous | 3:22 PM |  

    We have all been wallowing in Bonnie worship, and she is truly wonderful. But let's not forget the Paperback Writer guy.

    n.l., you are incredible. This blog is great, and leaves me wanting more of your work. As soon as I can tear myself away from this site, I will be running to the nearest Barnes and Noble to grab a lords part one.

  42. Anonymous Kipper | 3:29 PM |  

    Dear NL,
    Your books sound very cool. I may have to add one to my library. And, thanks for posting my photo on your blog with Ms. Bonnie--I'm honored.
    Bow-Wow,
    Kipper the Wonderdog

  43. Blogger n.l. | 3:40 PM |  

    The best place to get a copy of Lords: Part One is from Noveltown...

    And thank you, Noveltown really needs your support. We need to sell more books so that we can publish more books.

    I think Bonnie needs to be on Zowietown...

  44. Anonymous Anonymous | 3:55 PM |  

    Great! I just checked out the price for Lords: Part One on Noveltown. It's an excellent deal. Absolutely, I will buy from Noveltown any day.

  45. Anonymous Bonnie Hearn Hill | 4:20 PM |  

    Anonymous: You are right. I don't know where you live (I'm guessing Ohio), but if you knew Bakersfield, you'd realize how courageous Nick is.

    I have not read his novel (yet), but his blog is evidence of his imagination, creativity and talent.

    Stay tuned to this blog. He will also be covering the Yosemite conference. You'll recognize him by his dark glasses, fake beard and purple gloves.

  46. Blogger n.l. | 4:23 PM |  

    And don't forget my sidekick: BHHillaThrilla. She's going incognito as a random Disney character, but with a trademark drag queen tiara...

    ;)

  47. Anonymous Bonnie Hearn Hill | 4:34 PM |  

    Swami Woman calls Cindy and me Bammer and Zilla.

    Love the tiara, although it's a little heavy. Its previous owner was a very large drag queen who's since passed on. I'll bring it, Nick, if you'll let me take a photo of you in it. I wouldn't dream of asking Matildakay or Chingpea. I hope they'll both be there, and I don't want to give either of them a reason to stay away.

  48. Blogger n.l. | 4:37 PM |  

    Of course I'll take a pic with your precious tiara on... but only if chingpea and Matildakay BOTH attend...

  49. Blogger chingpea | 4:59 PM |  

    if nl wears a pretty, shiny outfit with the tiara, i'm so there!

  50. Blogger n.l. | 5:02 PM |  

    If that's what it takes... I'm your birdcage luva for the day... mua!

    Damn, I think I just sounded gay.

  51. Anonymous Anonymous | 6:52 PM |  

    hi,bonnie. Bonnie gives me inspiration. I'm going to stay in her wow classes until I finish 'Teller.

  52. Anonymous Anonymous | 10:02 PM |  

    There are a lot of great comments on here about Bonnie and the experience she has shared with so many of us who aspire to give up the day job and write for a living. I'd like to add something more.

    There are many people who can teach the mechanics of writing - they're the ones who spend their days rearranging the commas in their text while wishing they could get things done. My perception is that when Bonnie sees talent, she encourages, pushes, wheedles, demands, shares, cares, cries, and laughs with you. She does what it takes to get that last ounce of talent out when she knows you're willing to do what it takes to make it. It's a precious gift.

    That's why I love my writing goddess. She saw potential in me, even during bad stretches on the assignments where the best I could do was 20% of expected production. She knew that was better than nothing and helped me move forward. She is, simply, the best teacher/mentor/friend I could hope to have in the writing world and I'm very thankful to have her.

    My name is Rob Mullins from Kentucky and I get to meet my writing goddess next month along with several of my WOW colleagues.

    Nick - Thanks for the opportunity to add to the legend of Bonnie. Bards will be singing her praises in a future book of mine!

  53. Anonymous Anonymous | 10:19 PM |  

    Group hug!

  54. Anonymous Anonymous | 10:43 PM |  

    Thanks, Rob and Camara. Nick, you will love his stuff.
    Bonnie

  55. Anonymous Anonymous | 12:40 PM |  

    I'm hoping with my writing goddess' help that a whole lot of people will be liking my stuff!

    I'm Rob from Kentucky. Nick - Thanks for the opportunity to post comments.

  56. Anonymous Jules in FL | 2:11 PM |  

    In one word, Bonnie is a blessing. By chance, luck, universal intervention, I signed up for one of her Writers Online Workshops four years ago which changed my life at mid-life. I never dreamed I'd ever write a novel but because of her, I did.

    Bonnie's books are not only a pleasure and thrilling adventure to read, they're an excellent study of how to write well. Check out her Johnny Ray & Ms. Kilgallen novel--what a fun trip that one is to read! She is the cat's meow and the dog's bow-wow.

    Cheers to all the brave writers out there and best wishes.
    Jules

  57. Blogger Connie Fulmer | 3:24 PM |  

    N.L.,

    I love the green background on this blog. It makes me thirsty for frozen magaritas. Are you going to be on location at Yosemite? Are the California margaritas any good?

  58. Blogger Connie Fulmer | 3:35 PM |  

    n.l.,

    I love the background color on this blog. It reminds me of a luscious frozen margarita. Are California margaritas any good? I bet most CA folks are wine drinkers.

    At any rate, are you going to be on location at Yosemite? We can all meet on the patio and discuss scene goals, POV, conflict, hooks, and pitching, and Bonnie's line edits. It's gonna be great.

    I'm looking forward to finding out about the Donnie Osmond gloves - there's got to be an inside story here that most of us are missing.

  59. Blogger n.l. | 4:18 PM |  

    Rob you sound a little kooky about ol' Bonnie of the Pestcide Valley. I think she's slipping you Harry Potter potions through her writing courses... ALAKAZAM!!

    Glad you're commenting... it's good to see the online love shared.

  60. Blogger n.l. | 4:25 PM |  

    Connie, I think you just stereotyped all of California... don't you know how many Latinos there are in California, and how many of them like BEER? As for drinkers, it's like anyplace. Spend time with my Mexican familia and the cheap beer will flow like a Willy Wonka choco-river.

    Now matildakay used to train bartenders and still makes lovely tres generations tequila margaritas (blended or on the rocks). She'll be in Yosemite Samville. So pick her brain.

    As for me, I don't like the taste of beer but do like Wyders pear cider--it's a low end drink and I'm a sissy for liking it. But I'll hit anyone over the head for calling me a pussy. OK, I'm lyin'...

    As for purple gloves--I'm just giving Bonnie shit to test her sense of humor... maybe she's really secretly crying every time I pick on her. I don't know until I test the waters...

  61. Anonymous Anonymous | 5:34 PM |  

    Hey! I think the green background looks like the color of peas. Smooshy, pale, canned peas from the school cafeteria. There should be a pile of flavor-retarded mashed potatoes hovering somewhere near it.

    LOL Just kidding. It's actually avocado green. Guacamole is the food of the gods in Ohio.

  62. Blogger n.l. | 5:45 PM |  

    I'm allergic to guacamole... turns me into... well nevermind...

    I like to think of the color of my blog as a slightly unhealthy urine sample colour.

  63. Anonymous Anonymous | 8:36 PM |  

    Hee, hee, hee. Now I know why Bonnie likes you! LOL

  64. Blogger n.l. | 6:07 PM |  

    Maybe she likes me because I just naturally try to 'one-up' her as she seems zany like me...

    By the way, stay tuned for another Lords of Bakersfield article everyone... I've changed my homepage to accomodate many of the articles I have written; one of them was even featured on the local news homepage for a while.

    Of course that was before they kicked me out of their blog community for being rebellious.

    heh.

    Can't say I didn't warn them.

  65. Anonymous Jules in FL | 9:57 AM |  

    Another great gift of Bonnie's is her ability to kick the fear of submitting and rejection right out of you, which she's done more than a few times with me. Because of her contagious never-say-die attitude I'm now revising and re-submitting a manuscript to an interested publisher, and what happens then, I have no control. The point Bonnie has driven into my sometimes silly head is that I'd never have gotten to this place if I hadn't been rejected/ignored many times before which yes, was painful at times, but "this is the business we've chosen" (was it Hyman Roth that said that in Godfather II ?).

    Writing is hard work and life is short, so don't be afraid to risk. All right, enough preachin, ha,ha. But, hey, I'm about one hundred and fifty in soul years. I'm outta here...

  66. Blogger n.l. | 10:14 AM |  

    Hi Jules,

    A public post about rejections and submitting? Why? Interesting choice of a topic. Wonder what you are responding to...

    Yes, people shouldn't be afraid to submit. But maybe some people strategize in never before thought out ways...

    I'm sure Bonnie has great ideas. She has the success to lend credibility to her gift of literary knowledge.

    Yet, perhaps there is a danger for some in the methods you mention of obtaining rejection prior to acceptance... such a strange form of rejection-based pride.

    Maybe there are non-traditional paths to success that aren't about fear and rejection, but are about strategizing and chess games.

    Risk is good. But opening the floodgates so that one morsel gets trapped in an agent filter sure wastes a lot of water.

    Minimizing rejections is good for some.

    Haste sometimes does make... OK, here comes the cliche: waste.

  67. Anonymous Jules in FL | 9:36 AM |  

    You’re right, NL. There’s certainly more than one way to go about this insane business of getting published. After reading all the uplifting posts on this page I added one last reflection on what knowing Bonnie has done in my life, the biggest thing I realized was being able to empower myself to write and submit anything after the delps (Bonnie’s term) had done everything they could to stop me. I don’t feel pride in the rejections, didn’t mean to sound that way. I’m just a survivor that’s all. The method I took was the only option for me and I’m glad there are other strategies writers can take now. I was never any good at chess, so I’ll probably have to keep plugging along like I’m doing, ha,ha. Maybe I have wasted some of my energy this way, I don’t know? Can’t go backwards now.

    Thank you for the wonderful gift you’ve given Bonnie’s WOW students scattered across the country by allowing us to converge in this funny colored green room called a blog (still not sure what blogs are exactly). I knew all these people were out there somewhere and it’s inspiring to hear their voices and experiences. Yes, writing is a wonderful dream. Isn’t it great to be able to live it?

    Anyway, I think you’re a talented writer and I wish you the best in your journey. I can’t wait to hear about the outcome of the purple gloves.

  68. Blogger n.l. | 1:45 PM |  

    I think we're going to have the gloves mass produced and sell them on mine and Bonnie's sites. With logos of course...

    And your wisdom is also appreciated, Jules.

    You're always welcome in the green room.

  69. Blogger n.l. | 1:47 PM |  

    And keep checking back for my review of If It Bleeds by Bonnie Hearn Hill. I promise it to be earth-shaking.

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