Are you Esther the Delano Voodoo woman? - By N.L. Belardes
Beware!!
Yesterday I was trying to help punk rocker Heath Dobbler find a home for his dog. Today it’s a different story. It’s helping you avoid Esther the Delano Voodoo Woman.
You’ve all heard of Delano, right? The farmworker town 30 miles north of Bakersfield in the Central Valley, the cancer cluster capital, the land of the voracious blackbirds with 70-foot-high dust devils spinning out of control.
Now there’s Esther the Delano Voodoo Woman on the loose.
Maybe you can catch her. Maybe she will catch you!
Maybe Arthur Chilling can rescue her demon-possessed body from the land of tainted grapes.
Abooogaboogaboo!
Watch out! She’ll make you give blood and money to spirits and saints and show you her bag of magic sawdust!
maybe she can be a tourist attraction... Delano can open a coffee house in her name...
Delano Police Department
Press Release
Date 10/05/06
I would like to inform the public of a current scam in which the victims are approached by a female handing out flyers. This person identifies herself as Esther and that she is able to spiritually heal or solve all of the victim's problems. The female suspect tells the victims that they have to either give blood or money to the spirits and saints so they can be healed. The suspect then says a prayer and she some how exchanges the bags and shows the victims a bag of sawdust. the suspect tells the victims that their money would reappear over night. The victims are then instructed to return the next day to retrieve the purified money for the healing to be complete. When the victims return the suspect has vacated the apartment and is no where to be found.
If anyone has any information regarding Esther they are encouraged to call the Delano Police Department at 661 720-2275 or the Detective Division at 661 721-3387.
Raul Alvizo
661 721-3387
This entry was posted by N.L. Belardes, on
Friday, October 06, 2006.
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it's a sad day to proudly admit you're truly from delano. i think today i will start to claim bakersfield as my hometown.
So /that's/ what mom's been doing with her spare time....
Its sad for people to fall for that shit,, even the lotto scam one,ya time and time again,,I need your help,,we dont have our legal papers and cant claim the ticket but we will give you some of the money if you help us,,SURE THEY WILL,,
i can't say anything.
(shakes head)
i just can't say a word.
I agree woofs. And to my defense, I only fell for that scam once.
Oh.. and if a guy comes knocking on your door offering FREE mammograms. Don't fall for it. I actually fell for that one twice. hehe What can I say? I'm a sucker for cute doctors. Can anybody say Dr. McDreamy? oooh baby!
LOL
has anyone actually given her their blood?
I did. And I'll give it again. Did you see he face, Jen? You can't say no to a hideous face like that... and such dreamy eyes...
ok,ok,"free mammograms"!Who started the boobie post this time!I'm trying to get cured of my apparent obsession!...wait a minute...why would I want to get rid of that obsession...never mind!
At the risk of sounding cold, anyone who would fall for these types of scams needs to be institutionalized.
To anyone who disagrees, I've got some magic water for sale... it's guaranteed to seperate you from your money.
*John B
I'll take a gallon.
speechless.
magic water AND a free mammogram... all on the same day. This must be MY lucky day! :)
This is the weirdest thing you've ever posted. I love that her name is Esther. Keep it up.
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Where did you get those awesome pictures of Esther??
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