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Who is the Bakersfield/Oildale bunny? - By N.L. Belardes



Last week chingpea had to call animal control. Ironically, she lives in the exact same apartment I lived in and wrote about in the Citrus Girl novel. Outside on a little fluff of lawn sat a lone bunny. She kept the bunny overnight and in the morning a neighborhood kid came around asking about his lost bunny. The bunny in question was handed over.

A couple of days later chingpea discovered no less than six bunnies on her lawn. "Bunnies do multiply!" she said. She didn't keep the bunnies. There were too many. And this time no one showed up to claim them. Finally she called animal control.

Last week was also strange on myspace. I helped get a hate site taken down that targeted an individual. It was ugly.

This week it’s the mysterious “Bunny” persona who added me on myspace.

Just who is Bunny?

I looked all over the site for clues, but all I could come up with is Bunny is a 38-year-old female from Oildale who likes retro tunes.

This is definitely giving me the creeps.

Any ideas?

  1. Anonymous Anonymous | 3:44 PM |  

    at least she doesn't need oven mitts.

  2. Blogger n.l. | 4:13 PM |  

    Such a nice apron, though...

  3. Anonymous Anonymous | 4:30 PM |  

    What's it gonna do, bite you on the bum???


    But look at the BONES!!!!!!!

    *John B

  4. Anonymous Norma | 5:59 PM |  

    Thank goodness chingpea called animal control. It's the logical thing to do right?

    Not like that principal from Minneapolis who SHOT two kittens he found on school grounds so they wouldn't "starve to death" What an idiot. He couldn't just CALL ANIMAL CONTROL?

  5. Blogger Norma | 7:59 PM |  

    I finally had a chance to look at her myspace> It's cute. But weird. LOL

  6. Blogger chingpea | 8:48 PM |  

    be careful. they multiply...

  7. Blogger Matildakay | 9:01 PM |  

    Strange...

  8. Anonymous S. R. | 8:30 AM |  

    The bunny's apartment looks like one where some dude was shot to death a couple of years ago.

  9. Anonymous Norma | 12:16 PM |  

    Oh, OH! Whatever you do, then don't let her lure you into her apartment. :O

  10. Anonymous Oildale Bunny | 6:50 PM |  

    What? You would'nt want to come to the appartment? I'd love to so invite you over to bake a cake! Carrot is wonderful and we'll drink carrot juice from the local farm instead of Starfucks as n.l. would call it. :o)
    Watch for the bunny on Halloween... she'll be hopping from Bar to Bar downtown and afterwards lay in her own vomit.

  11. Blogger n.l. | 6:52 PM |  

    Now that's what I call Bunny Love!

  12. Anonymous Anonymous | 10:17 PM |  

    Dresses up like a favorite children's book character, bribes you with cake, tries to plie you with juice...

    I smell a gay middle aged congressman!!!!

    Dont ask me how I know what they smell like, I'm not proud of what I've done....

    *John B

  13. Blogger n.l. | 10:23 PM |  

    A Lords of Bakersfield Bunny Hunny

  14. Blogger Norma | 11:06 AM |  

    OMG John.... LOL that made me laugh so hard I went into a coughing fit.

    ewwwww!

    N.L. you'd better be careful with your bunny hunny. Like chingpea said, they multiply. Quickly!

  15. Anonymous Anymouse | 2:02 PM |  

    Is she a furry?(I think that's what they're called).

  16. Anonymous Anymouse | 2:03 PM |  

    Is she a furry?(I think that's what they're called).

  17. Anonymous Anonymous | 4:14 PM |  

    Yeah I can't decide if she's eccentric or just, well, you know....

    Bunny if you stay in character TOO long, people will start to get uncomfortable. Take off the mask and let us love you, it's ok.....

    *John B

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