N.L. Belardes Tees Myspace.com hate site revealed - By N.L. Belardes
This is my favorite hate site against me so far... the photoshop pics are hilarious. My guess is this is a person(s) with the defunct Elitist Press who wanted to diss me, the credibility of Howard Owens and Bakotopia. It's obvious if you read their references. They sure didn't like my Napoleon blog. :)
Anyways, funny stuff. I'd hate to see what they would write about me if I were Barack Obama or Ahhhnold.
Also shows how they completely unraveled, couldn't get into print and so resorted to a hidden myspace.com hate site. Definitely fell apart from the inside. Makes you wonder which people from the group it was. There weren't many. Could be Joe Simpson of the Bakersfield Californian, his wife Nichole, or the Crappy Santa story girl. Not a huge list to choose from... I doubt if it was Black Dog. He's a cool guy and a supporter of Howard Owens.
I'm guessing the fact that I speak out against the ills of the Lords of Bakersfield doesn't mean anything to these people who want to paint me as a molester. So, first they call me a Napoleon, and now a molester? Why can't they make up their minds?
Just remember who folded: howardowens.com, bakotopia.com, bakersfield.com, nlbelardes.com, or The Elitist Press.
Check out the hate.
*UPDATE: The Myspace.com marines came to the rescue! Thanks guys!
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Anyways, funny stuff. I'd hate to see what they would write about me if I were Barack Obama or Ahhhnold.
Also shows how they completely unraveled, couldn't get into print and so resorted to a hidden myspace.com hate site. Definitely fell apart from the inside. Makes you wonder which people from the group it was. There weren't many. Could be Joe Simpson of the Bakersfield Californian, his wife Nichole, or the Crappy Santa story girl. Not a huge list to choose from... I doubt if it was Black Dog. He's a cool guy and a supporter of Howard Owens.
I'm guessing the fact that I speak out against the ills of the Lords of Bakersfield doesn't mean anything to these people who want to paint me as a molester. So, first they call me a Napoleon, and now a molester? Why can't they make up their minds?
Just remember who folded: howardowens.com, bakotopia.com, bakersfield.com, nlbelardes.com, or The Elitist Press.
Check out the hate.
*UPDATE: The Myspace.com marines came to the rescue! Thanks guys!
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Wednesday, November 01, 2006.
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Wow. I mean. Wow. Someone thinks you are so much of a loser that they spent hours and hours photoshopping you and making a gay ass myspace page. I wish I had that much time.
I sent them a friend request...I wonder if they will add me. Why are they posting blogs to the MySpace if they don't have any friends and no one sees the page (until you pointed it out)?
I don't know, but now when my kids and I play the "You know how I know you're gay?" game, they're going to have the upper hand... "Because someone made a gay myspace site about you..."
lol.
I like the profile song. Prince rocks!
I saw Prince when he came to Bako. First time ever, I swear. He can shred!
I have not seen such jealousy, pure, unadulterated jealousy in quite some time. I thought your images were protected by copyright against use without your permission. Oh well, I'm sure the person (or persons) responsible for that site isn't smart enough to pour piss out of a boot...
I'm genuinely sorry, NL, that they've done that.
i think it's hilarious! very creative. you should be proud.
Artisitically, photos can be used if changed a certain percentage to reflect the artist's creativity... which in this case was a fixation on me being gay, which says a lot about their fantasies... heh.
I am very proud! I love the boy scout. And I mean L. O. V. E.
LUCKY! I love Prince's music. I always have. He's the sexiest little person I've ever seen.
That's a lot of anger. Holy Guacamole!
Somebody forgot to tell them that the Elitist crap is old news. It's time to move on to something more interesting.
Like throw up on the Exorcist steps or something more news worthy like.. hmmmm .. I know.. I KNOW! how 'bout a story about a Crappy Santa?
Or a story about where to purchase REAL monkey poop in case you feel the sudden urge to fling it at somebody for absolutely no reason at all?
OMG! that is hilarious... you know you make a difference when people will poke fun at you. sooo funny!
the page is too busy... all that gray shit (the photos of the dude and the abercrombie logo) just makes me dizzy.
and from Daly City? dude! when did u move?
What happened to create such commotion in the bakersfield writer world.
And why are they calling you a molestor.
Is this just retaliation from words being thrown about?
Aaron: Scroll to the bottom of this link and you will find all the articles about The Elitist Press. Within the comments and articles you can find exactly what I respond to and what the Elitist Press folks are responding to in their hate/lampoon site.
…saw the hate site… for those of us who know you; I think the site is so stupid and incorrect that it’s hilarious. It’s also a testament on how people can hate you for imagined slights. Unless you created it for your own publicity, which if it is, it’s genius. If not, get myspace to take it down. The creators could say it’s parody but it borders on defamation...
Erin
I wish I had a anti-Stefani hate site! I laughed for like 10 minutes at that shit. My favorite pic is the one of you in the shower with the samoan. LOL! Someone is a little obsessed with you, my dear. I had no idea you were a housewife/fashonista either. We should swap recipes and accessorizing tips. :) Later.
Stefani
Hi N.L.! I'm angry that someone would waste their time creating a whole page to make you look bad and hate on you. Also, it's a real trip that someone would waste their time and energy actually making the page. You know what I'm saying? It's like they hate you, but they are wanting to spend a lot of time thinking about you. They must have a lot of time on their hands. Seriously, I wish I had that kind of time and energy!
You can get the page deleted. I had to do it myself. This girl stole one of my pictures and she claimed she was me. I wrote to Tom and he gave me a few simple instuctions. Her page was deleted in about two days.
dude i think that site is funny as hell. ha ha
I'm not even sure I want the site taken down. Maybe whoever made it will get so obsessed with me they'll start adding strange videos, new songs, and lots more content... think of how it will look in 50 years!
I didn't know you like The Wiggles.
Fuck yeah! They rock, man!
The photoshopped pictures are funny but all the red writing commentaries were zzzzzzzzzzz.
WOW!!!
What a shithole of a tribute page.
Nick... honestly, I never knew...
You keep such good secrets.
I laughed my ass off. What a piece of work. All the dissecting and analyzing had me pretty entertained. It got even better, when I had found myself being lumped right in with all the anti N.L. propaghanda.
Let's see, I was labeled a tool, an untrue punk, a gonorrhea-infested imbecile and a barely educated North-of-the-River cocksmoker who thinks that his street smarts will get him ahead in the world... and not particularly in that order.
I was also informed that I was not social enough to join the Metal Mulisha and apparently my being too poor to shop at Hot Topic landed me in the punk genre as opposed to becoming a card carrying member of Korn's "kid's club"... Talk about pinning the tail on someone.
I don't even see a need to retaliate, this was just too entertaining. However, I do feel I need to clear the air on a few things for my own identity's sake. First off, I am a tool. It's just a part of life, can't help it. An untrue punk? who knows, depends on who you ask... just be prepared for the whole whats punk catalogue, and the "I'm punker than you" gospel fixing to be thrown your way. (Sounds like this chucklehead fits into that category based off of his/her remark). Gonorrhea infested? Try HPV and Chlamydia pal. I was at one time part of the bareback champ club... I just might be your... um... how old are you?
Moving on, a barely educated North-of-the-River cocksmoker who thinks that his street smarts will get him ahead in the world? Well, I'm convinced by my own theory so far... other than the cock smoker thing that is. I usually just settle for Winston brand ultra lights. This just goes to show you that what this fool doesn't know about me might halfway fill up the Grand fucking Canyon.
It's awfully brave of people to push buttons from behind the anonymous title, but it doesn't lend them much credibility... although I do have to admit that this clown put a huge smile on my face. Thanks for being the highlight of an otherwise fucked up work week.
See you in the funnypages fuck-o.
Come on, you created the site yourself as a way to generate publicity and continue your one-sided dispute with the folks associated with that Elitist Press. What a publicity whore. And what a hilarious site!
"MYYYYYYYY SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!"
I don't think they realize the promotional strength of this! Run with it for all it's worth, pronto!
Congrats NL, you've officially been "made."
Prince too...cool!
So you moved them that much? You're not the one who should be embarrassed, my friend. Kudos to you for having such an influence!
OMG! That site is some funny shit! hahaha... my my someone has a lot of time on their hands, a lot of hate burning in their soul and some photoshop skills!
I didn't know you were a body builder NL! Quite the sexy man you are!
Unfortunately, if they meant to piss you off, get you to retract stories, or take your blog down with this hate site... they don't know you very well.
Totally hilarious stuff though! You'll be giggling about it for a long time... :)
I wish I had that much time on my hands, I'd get so much more done on my blog and myspace if I did!
But then I have a life...
What a bunch of fuck asses.
Amendment rights are clearly being ignored here for the sake of pride.
After all everyone's just writing stories. It's not like you guys are politicians.
I enjoy your stories and blogs, and I also enjoy reading your two female sidekicks comments too. All the power to you.
I find this in my case too with music I make. I try to make everybody smile or enjoy something by spending all this time making pretty little fucking pictures and pretty little fucking songs that mean something to me. But there always has to be some hostile motherfucker out there that fucks my shit up and assumes who I am and what the message is behind my music just by first glance and goes OUT of there way to publically smash my character.
(Insert Rodney King Line Here)
As others said, whoever thinks about you that hard and wants to write about gay stuff while thinking about you has got to be obsessed! Personally, I'd be oddly flattered... the only thing I don't like about it is that people googling your name might find it too soon and not put it in context. But it's practically a love letter.
And weirdly, I was talking about Prince today. I get my car fixed at the Exxon next to the Watergate. Since I used to work in the Watergate in the 1980s, I went in there to see if the office lobby looks the same. I told the receptionist about the time Prince stayed there with his entourage on the "Purple Rain" tour. She got all excited. "Prince was here?" I said yes, probably because the stuffy old Watergate was the last place fans would have looked for him. That was back at the height of Prince mania. Anyway, weird coincidence.
One word ... slander.
I did laugh at the creative photos.
"My favorite pic is the one of you in the shower with the Samoan." -Erin
Everytime I see word the "Samoan," I think Humpty Dance...
"Samoans...do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump..."
Sorry...inside joke.
Those people are fucked.
yeah,digital underground!humpty hump!remember the movie "nothin' but trouble" D.U. with tupac singin'! classic!
I've always had a problem with looking at Tupac as a hardcore gangsta ever since I realized he was the silly guy dancing in the background of the Humpty video. :)
First a few words.
Now the MySpace page.
Next, stalking.
Should be fun
Congratulations Nick...you've hit the big time! You have an obessed hate to love you, battling my own homophobic feelings for you, fan! Aaaaa someone wants to be you a much too much. Maybe they're pissed because they found out you like boobies better than wanker?!
lol!good one norma!
Sweet Jesus! I commend the creativity, but I condemn the destructive bashing. More would have been served with just a creative parody, and I thought it was. Oh well. I still love this pic.
http://myspace-393.vo.llnwd.net/01354/39/35/1354255393_l.jpg
It's sad that the last residue of the elitist press is simply the culmination of their hate. That site will be down soon, and the only people truly embarrassed will be people who couldn't take criticism from one blogger they never liked.
I still don't understand why these people feel my opinion was so empowered that they allowed it to destroy their vision. They should have just got off their asses and followed their dreams. I still obviously get people who tell me my ideas are dumb. And I fail at things all the time. But I don't quit or launch hate campaigns and call people molesters when I fail.
Maybe at the end of the day they will learn something positive from their failure to follow dreams, predisposed paranoia of bloggers, and destructive nature. But I doubt it.
The bigger question is: are these the kind of maniacs who would pull a gun on you just because you disagree with them?
ILLASEVER: how you doing?
Matildakay1: ok how are you?
ILLASEVER: dude, whats's this? anti belardes hate site?
Matildakay1: yeah!
ILLASEVER: dude, what? this really pisses me off, that someone would stoop to this
Matildakay1: yeah I know! It pisses me off to.
ILLASEVER: i'm sending them a friend request
Matildakay1: lol
ILLASEVER: if they respond i'll put them on my top 16
Matildakay1: oh boy!
ILLASEVER: then i'll blast them
Matildakay1: lol
ILLASEVER: i've been listening to rap all week they dont want me to spit some venom right now
Matildakay1: lol
ILLASEVER: cause i got biggie, pac, and jayz following through my brain these days
Matildakay1: oh my...
ILLASEVER: what i waste of time for so called creative people
Matildakay1: yeah I know!! geez!
ILLASEVER: they could be doing something beautiful with their talent their craft, their passion but instead they're hating......idiots
Matildakay1: yep! what a waste of time!
ILLASEVER: so, hows the weather?
Love you Nicky. I will come out there and kick some ass if I have to.
aj
AJ: I thought about rejecting your comment. Just jokin' (inside joke). I wuv u too.
Matildakay and JR: Thanks for putting your real names to your opinions. You're right. These people could have put their energy into a cool paper. Instead, they seem to be the fascistic haters I joked about them becoming. In the end it's good that their myspace page will be shut down in the next day or two. There are a lot of people I got emails from who were very angry and very offended. It's for them that the Elitist Press will finally be forced closed.
By the way, I had a great conversation with Bakersfield police captain Brian Smith who called me tonight. AJ will remember him as the guy who was awesome at slapshots. He's a cool guy and a great writer... we might be working together on a project.
Wow! You're that big?! Just kidding. I would take it as flattery even though it's borderline defamation. Damn! Some people just don't get being a true artist whether writer, photographer, journalist, etc.
Funny how you're friends with your city police captain. Wonder if that'll scare some sense into that hater. If you have friends like that who are decent and are high on the chain, how can you truly be a bad guy? As Johnny Bravo used to say a lot, "Stupid-head." That's the hater.
Peace and keep living strong! You're an inspiration to many artists (like me) who wish they had balls like you.
- JD, Southern CA
Hey -- I am reminded of a quote by Oscar Wilde who declared -- "The only thing worse than when people speak of you behind your back -- is when people DON'T speak of you behind your back!"
-- Greg Goodsell
Congratulations to my favorite Fashionista! You've got your very own fan-page (and boy, does someone have a crush on you! Whooo-hoooo!).
I say we all request Tees as our friend! Put Tees in our top eights! This person obviously needs a hug.
And some intensive therapy.
Thank you, Tees, whoever you are ... I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Very creative!
Hey, I want to meet Nick Lachey and Tom Cruise, too. Wait, I have already MET Tom Cruise, his real name is Tom Mapother and he is also in the Glen Ridge High School class of 1980. We are both old.
Unlike you, who thise person seems to have added a few years to your life.
I am too numb today or I would be funny. LOL. Which ofcourse, makes me laugh, go figure.
When I got to work today, there was a little teardrop shaped sponge guy sitting on my desk saying, "Don't drop the soap". Lol. I changed the words to read, "My name is Samoan Soapy."
There you go again, talkin' about "Samoans!!"
"Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump!"
It's like an alarm...don't say it again!!
I love that line....
"..clean and healthy community."
LOL!!
I think you should be glad someone else is writing about you!
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