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Punk Shui: Home Design for Anarchists by Josh Amatore Hughes inspires living changes - By N.L. Belardes



I’ve been living punk shui for more than a month. And I’m handling it OK. Except I haven’t been inviting too many people in my house on the account that they might not understand why the shitty old couch inherited from my moronic brother was purposely destroyed…

Sometimes we just have to get through our own family issues with a good book and a piece-of-shit couch that's in need of a makeover.


Punk Shui on myspace

I tried to get in touch with Josh Amatore Hughes about his eye-opening book, Punk Shui: Home Design for Anarchists. I tried to have a conversation via email. No good. Just wasn’t happening. It’s taken far longer to try to reach the master of Punk Shui and have an intelligent conversation than it took to read his book—an afternoon of delightful punk-influenced interior decoration epiphanies that I have since taken to heart. At least in spirit…


Let me start by saying Punk Shui is about you feeling too comfortable in suburbia. It’s about bringing up your own level of comfort through experiencing discomfort. It’s about forgetting everything you thought you knew about posing and pretending you fit into the world around you. We Americans get really comfy. We make babies, and we have expectations that the world around us is service oriented comfortable bullshit. Take a look at this Bakersfield blog by Keely for example who went to get a massage, got one, but got an earful about the tragedies of war as well. You might agree or disagree with her about societal expectations for her comfy preggers world. If you ask me she got a Punk Shui massage! An uncomfortable non-generic experience worth re-telling. Hell, I’d pay for a massage and war stories. If Keely will tell us where her debacle ocurred then I’m calling up and requesting the war stories massage therapist!



OK, now let’s get punk shui about interior design. How? Destroy your house—with a sense of fashion of course. Shock your friends with a different take on the idea of space and comfort. Sleep on the roof! Put a bed up there for a night! Change your habits—even temporarily—from the standard practices and cultural norms of easy living. Just ask yourself: why is a kitchen a kitchen and a bathroom a bathroom? Shouldn’t you try sleeping in every room in your home for a change? Especially if you’re from the culture of sex who has to christen your home in various kinky ways? Maybe you’re a bit punk already. Maybe you should pick up a copy of Punk Shui and read it so you can justify how you already live! Costs less than $10.



Punk Shui is a book to live by, to laugh at, and to share with your friends just to see who can be more punk shui than who.

Here’s my challenge: Send in some of your own home living punk shui photos. Or create an artwork masterpiece of punk shui that I can add to this post! Yes, destruction in your living room can be art if you say it is! Broken glass? Art. A broken mirror? Art. An old Atari 2600 hanging on your wall? Art. Old clothes in a frame? Art. Last night's TV dinner package? You know it!


You betta chiggidy check yoseff befoe you wriggidy wreck yoseff


In the meantime, here’s my own brand of punk shui:


Punk Shui begins in the bathroom with this "Soldier on a string." Meant to remind the sacrifices soldiers make through this symbol of a plastic armyman getting pissed on, shit on, and nearly going down the drain each time. If you lose one, you can always add another.










TV on an old chest. Vanna White's underwear lie in that box. Really!


Realizing the fact that I dry shirts in the living room and never put them away made me think that it might be part of a cool art flow...


My mantle collects objects? Punk Shui?


A young punk musician is a great way to bring punk shui into any home. (He's my kid) More on him in a moment.


I moved the vaccuum into the living room, right near the front door as one of the first objects someone sees when entering the house. The clear dirt receptacle makes for easy analysis of the dirt in my life... obviously it's in abundance. Punk Shui.


Back in the bathroom I stacked dead sea creature carcasses for an ocean bottom graveyard feel.


This was our biggest feat of Punk Shui, our "Family Values" couch sculpture.


Take a punk kid, add some pop culture, destructiveness and vague directions and you have punk shui creativity in action!






The addition of another kid brings a new dimension to punk shui brainstorming. Thus, the value of our family is our ability to destroy as a dysfunctional unit...


Was the axe overkill?




A nice touch one punk kid thought was to impale the couch with various sharp objects. Since splinters had been flying around the room, we thought sharp was good. And sharp was good in the Punk Shui book too...


Scissors: the impact of... shit... I don't know, but something on family values that cuts out shapes of who we are...


My main contribution was impaling a punk shui signed guitar by the lead guitarist of the punk band, Dirty Spanglish, right into the couch. Culture. Clash. Couch. Creation.


Still functional and separates family into natural categories of left/right, here/there, with no middle ground other than the punkness in between.



Send your photos now! nl@nlbelardes.com

*Link to PUNK SHUI photos on Paperback Writer

  1. Blogger RichFerguson | 10:59 AM |  

    NL:

    You've really taken this punk shui idea and given it all you got, my friend. And that soldier on a string idea...nice.

    I'd like to start my own punk shui shrine by putting President Bush on a short noose and shoving that fucker in my toilet. Yep.

    Keep up the great work!

  2. Blogger Matildakay | 11:13 AM |  

    Punk Shui! How daring! How daring of you NL and your kids to create something punk shui in the name of art and literature by destroying family barriers and prejudices through the destruction of a family couch! I'm sure the process was quite freeing! Good for you!

    Punk Shui sounds like an interesting view of the world. One I might want to explore...

  3. Blogger E T | 11:15 AM |  

    I wish I was cool enough to destroy my couch.

  4. Blogger Matildakay | 11:15 AM |  

    I found the metaphor of the soldier being pissed on, shit on, and nearly washed down the toilet very poignant! Our nation should could use such enlightenment and support our troops more!

  5. Anonymous Keely | 11:53 AM |  

    You're right...I DID get a Punk Shui massage. The thing is, I went for a massage to get away from the fact that you don't get to live this comfortable, stress-free life just because you're pregnant. Life is stress, sometimes you want to get away from it. I got more than I bargained for...but I took away a first hand account of how horrible war is, so I guess I benefited in a sick and twisted way.

    Oh, and I'm SO not telling you where I went. I think you should go on a quest to find the lady I spent an hour with. There are a ton of places here for you to choose from ;)

  6. Anonymous Nathan A. | 12:18 PM |  

    Wow,you've really inspired me.I am definetely going to have to go pick up a copy of that book.

  7. Blogger n.l. | 12:49 PM |  

    Keely: Dang it! Tell!

    Nathan A: You guys rock in dresses! Yes! Go Action Index! I dig the Dear Jesus song...

    Rich: No one beats your punk shui NYC dinner

    Matildakay: Thanks for the support. We dysfunctional families have to get by somehow.

  8. Anonymous amber saunders | 6:08 PM |  

    try this one... i had air-soft fights in my old house. i dont know if youre aware of this, but air soft pellets are impossible to clean up. so, i employed the aid of a gas mask and leaf blower to get them all out. WONDERFUL idea... but don't leave your term paper on the desk. or a full can of beer on the coffee table... apparently, leaf blowers have an impressive radius and are very strong.

  9. Blogger n.l. | 6:19 PM |  

    Hell yeah, Amber!

  10. Anonymous Anonymous | 9:42 PM |  

    I know you have a thing for being controversial but you may have stepped over the line by showing your kids destroying a couch with weapons. Not sure what kind of a statement that is supposed to be. I'm not trying to be critical, just think it was unwise.

  11. Blogger chingpea | 10:14 PM |  

    i love it! simply love it! you were living the punk shui way even before it was written about... and your family kept it going. power to you!

    i especially am inspired by the way you moved to destroy the couch that was shit to begin with to make the point of how Scissors: the impact of... shit... I don't know, but something on family values that cuts out shapes of who we are... because how we choose what we do with our lives truly makes us who we are. and no matter what any fucker or loser who thinks the world revolves around him/her says or does, they just can't help but envy your strength and courage because all they can do is hide behind what they think is a "perfect" life (when really you know it's all truly bullshit because people like that are usually absolutely trying to convince themselves their lives are worthwhile)....not to be mean or anything.

    what a way to live... explore the punk shui way!

  12. Blogger n.l. | 10:23 PM |  

    Anon: I think you missed the humor in this piece...

  13. Blogger n.l. | 10:26 PM |  

    Punk Shui isn't about a path to destroy lives or the neighbors cats with knives. Sounds like anon has issues of his/her own, and fears to deal with. You definitely need to read this book and learn the art of eradicating societal standards, even if just temporary! Go Punk Shui!

  14. Anonymous Norma | 11:29 PM |  

    I just love LOVE love that your kids support you in everything you do. And I'm sure they had a blast helping you out with this Punk Shui article.

    This article is punktastic!

  15. Anonymous Norma | 11:40 PM |  

    Ok... and I just want to ask since nobody else has... is there a reason you have David Hasselhoff in a SPEEDO on your mantle?
    ummmmmmm?Rickyyyyy you gotz sum 'splainin to dooooo! hahaha

    Also, I think you should post the picture of the guitar impaling the couch on your myspace or your bakotopia.com profile! It's too poetic to limit it to just THIS article! I love it! It's so
    "Belardessssssssssssssss"

  16. Anonymous Anonymous | 11:50 PM |  

    Anonymous,

    From one punk who understands the punk shui of NL's artistic endeavors...

    CHILL OUT! Just because you don't understand, doesn't make it wrong. The kids in the pictures, look old enough to understand right and wrong and obviously support their old man in his arts.

    BTW, I agree with Chingpea's comment.

    *J

  17. Blogger Susan Jones | 5:53 AM |  

    Nice to meet your punk kids N.L.
    and what was that pattern on your livingroom sofa? That wasn't early motel was it? I'm going to visit and give you a 'home' makeover, the Canadian way eh.
    Bathroom....I have dried-up sea creatures in my bathroom as well.
    Wonderful to have someone to be weird with.
    woot!

  18. Blogger dw | 7:09 AM |  

    The soldier in the toilet made me reflect on how "cotton candy" American's show their respect. BUMPER STICKERS!!Wow! Slap a "Support The Troops" sticker on the rear of your car, cause you'll never see it. I mean, how many times during the day do you even remember whats on the rear of your car? Like the "Honk If You Love Jesus" stickers back in the day.No lie, I was flipped off once honkin' for this guy's sticker! Remember the big "Iran Hostage Crisis" in the early 80's? I was living in San Antonio,Tx. at the time. They decided(maybe it was nation wide) to show support of our hostages, by driving during the day with headlights on, until the hostages were released. "Headlights For Hostages" was the big spin. Only problem is, most people aren't used to driving with lights on in the daytime, you know...they FORGET!... so...you guessed it, people were getting stranded cause their batteries had been drained for leaving 'em on when they stopped somewhere!lol! And that became the bigger story!lol! I love that N.L. is an explorer. And he gives us first hand accounts.He gives us his truth. Now let's go explore ours!Thanks bro!

  19. Blogger n.l. | 3:16 PM |  

    Oh yeah... I forgot that Dave led a punk shui life... And thanks J and Susan for the support. Really the support is for J.A. Hughes. He's the author I am promoting... Oh, and one more thing. I gave a hint in the first photo. Notice the book is in the HUMOR category. :)

  20. Blogger dw | 5:00 PM |  

    Me,punk shui? I'm not sure about that. But I liked what Matildakay said about your soldier in the toilet. "very poignant". Brilliant display N.L.! I'd rather see that, than yellow ribbons on the back end of cars of drivers who don't give a crap about taking 2 parking spots up at the mall, or running red lights, or speeding in a school zone. But hey, I'm so glad they support the troops! Woohoo! Maybe they put the sticker on their car so they can get out of tickets.

  21. Anonymous Norma | 6:53 PM |  

    ummmmm Are you stalking me, d.w. How do you KNOW I have a yellow ribbon on my car and take up two parking spaces and speed thru school zones and flirt my way out of tickets? oops wait... you never mentioned that part. Never mind.

  22. Anonymous Anonymous | 8:00 PM |  

    I do get the humor if you had done it yourself, I just don't think it is cool to teach teenagers that it's okay to take their agression out using knives, scissors and axes. I'm only saying that it may not have been the best example for kids. Adults get it. Kids sometimes don't. I know. I have teenagers. This isn't a criticism of your "punk shui" or even of your blog (which I like very much). In fact, this is the first negative comment I have ever had for your stuff. Just think about it.

  23. Blogger n.l. | 8:14 PM |  

    I did think about it. We messed that couch up royally! All for the sake of punk art!

    What did it matter if we used a jack hammer, paint brushes, or sandpaper? Hell, a sponge could kill someone.

    It's the values you teach people that matters.

    The gang-filled streets outside my home are much more dangerous than a couch and a humorous message about being punkish. If you don't get the funny message, then you won't understand the book.

    And I don't mind if you judge my parenting.

    The world is full of people with differences all breathing the same air...

    Maybe you should liberate yourself a little with some punk shui seat cushions stapled to your ceiling!

    By the way, our art project was a temporary art project. Our living room doesn't look like a pin cushion. :)

  24. Blogger dw | 10:21 PM |  

    From the Punk Shui website:" Saw your sofa in half. Blow up your TV. Celebrate your creativity because the old rules no longer apply. These are the driving concepts behind the intriguing new movement called Punk Shui"..."To really break out of our rut, and to rock, we need to introduce some chaos into our homes."
    I totally dig your creativity within your own home N.L. I'm thinking of a room to have fun with this also. I didn't think by what little I read from this book that it was to "shock your friends" though, but more for yourself within/without. But that's cool. Art is personal expression, and I absolutely love what you guys did in your own living space. The one thing that made me really reflect upon deeply was the soldier in the toilet. Brilliant symbolism! It just took me away from the humorous side of punk shui. The punk shui movement might be temporary, but the soldier getting pissed on is not. So the article took me somewhere else. Sorry if it came across harsh. I love this punk shui idea, and plan on getting the book, so I can read the whole thing! Looks like fun. Thanks for introducing something new!

  25. Blogger n.l. | 10:23 PM |  

    Everybody needs a change, even if just a temporary break from the rut of normalcy, whatever that is.

  26. Anonymous Anonymous | 11:08 AM |  

    This is totally amazing!

    -Erin Hosier
    The Gernert Company

  27. Anonymous jenraven | 3:13 PM |  

    This book (and blog) is helping me to feel less weird about my own special relationship with my hammer ... I've been destroying things around the house for years now ... and I never even knew it was the 'in' thing to do ...

    I'm still laughing at the mental picture of Amber, indoors, with a leaf blower and gas mask. Bravo, Amber!! You take process art to a whole new level ... just by being you.

  28. Blogger Amy Hughes | 3:21 PM |  

    love the couch! Glad to see you're diggin' the punk shui lifelstyle..

    amy hughes (josh's sister)

  29. Blogger n.l. | 3:21 PM |  

    Send photos!

  30. Anonymous Anonymous | 3:25 PM |  

    glad to see you're diggin the PS lifestlye--

    the couch is way cool.

    amy

  31. Blogger Michael | 3:34 PM |  

    If the toilet backs up with fucking little green army men- don't call your landlord (me)!

  32. Blogger n.l. | 3:34 PM |  

    Thanks Amy for commenting twice! Punk Shui is perfect for here at the center of California... :)

  33. Blogger Dobbler | 4:54 PM |  

    Oh sweet baby shit cakes!!!

    Nick, we've bonded. Maybe in some astral plain way... but bottom line is, we've bonded. The one single most important fetish in my life for 15+ years has been hatchet anarchy. I wish I had my camera handy. I have a care bear sporting a 15" rubber hard on as he sits and stares at mine and the wifey's wedding picture. The rest of my room looks like a Varner Bros. holocaust and very photo worthy as well. Damnit, my camera has been M.I.A. since the move.

  34. Blogger n.l. | 4:56 PM |  

    I thought I was your Care Bear.

  35. Anonymous Landen | 12:44 PM |  

    Hey! That's me! Very Punk Shui...

  36. Anonymous Anymouse The Great | 2:35 PM |  

    The soldier idea kind of grossies me out. I understand the concept, I just don't really want to envision a poo-covered plastic army dude. I think punk-shui is much like college-shui, as I also have the t.v. on top of the chest. Does having a bunch of art-show pictures schlepped against a wall, held together by a picture frame and various other blunt objects make me punk-shui, or white trash? I shall ponder this.

  37. Anonymous Anonymous | 4:27 PM |  

    ahhhhhhhh i have to much punk shui it drives my kids crazy,lol. They like there father want everything neat and tidy, me if it lands somewhere it has a home. And the soldier was a great thing but if they send more troops over there wouldnt it clog the drain and come back up on them? i want that book to read, and lay around the living room!

  38. Blogger Annie Black | 2:49 PM |  

    I LOVE the couch! It made me miss days long gone when I entertained company (and the occasional over night guest) on a GENUINE BLACK NAUGAHIDE TWO CUSHIONED QUEEN SIZED FOLD OUT SOFA BED. Ah yes...The feeling of liberation I would have felt by impaling that friggin' eye sore with anything sharper than a common Q-Tip. Thanks for the laugh. Great article!!!

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