First Noveltown Bookshare in Hollywood shares the stage - By N.L. Belardes

Noveltown Bookshare in Hollywood!
When I first approached Rich Ferguson, contributor to The Nervous Breakdown blog, about a Noveltown Bookshare, I think we were both a bit skeptical. We had a lot to think about: Noveltown connecting to people and talking books? That was the key: connecting to new people. It quickly became an idea not about selling books as much as connecting people and ideas. It was about sharing and performing—a moment for the Indie people…
So Matildakay, chingpea and I traveled to Hollywood, California to The Ferguson bungalow, where we met Rich decked out in his usual straw hat and scarf. The very wonderful Yoga master, Jessica was in the house—as were a few bottles of vino. It was an instant treat to meet a poet like Ferguson who’d performed at so many cool places like Disney's Redcat hall, Beyond Baroque and more (He’d just returned from Brooklyn where one of his biggest performances was charming his way through a tranny bar).

Before I read from Lords: Part One I met some of the people who’d showed up. I talked to Conrad Romo, organizer of Hotel Café’s Tongue & Groove: Short Stories, Poetry, Personal Essays, Spoken Word & Music. The shows take place the last Sunday of each month…
The Tongue & Groove site reads:
You can play a significant part in growing Tongue & Groove. A couple of years ago, a not very good movie that had "fat" and "wedding" in the title was seen by a lot of people and became a big hit. Its run was aided largely by word of mouth. You, yes you can be very helpful and significant in stirring up a crowd and making T&G a big fat crowd-pleasing literary phenom. This unique event happens the last Sunday of every month. You can count on it to be word for word, note for note, and pound for pound a fine and cool experience.

Conrad and I stood in a small kitchen and talked about all the cool literary and poetry events in Los Angeles and how organizing events at the Hotel Café really makes a difference in his life. He does it out of his love for the exhilaration and energy he draws after seeing an inspiring performance.
Soon enough I gave a short reading. After talking some Bakersfield/Hollywood history I read Chapter 16 from Lords, where Joey Minstrel hangs out at the home of Ricky Rollins and ponders the idea of love for his lovers. Then I read Chapter 1 and my voice went out…
Out in the big blue Hollywood sky, this was the place where Karvac said Minstrel could meet everyone: Hollywood Blvd. and Sunset and Melrose; these are the streets on fire; streets killing everyone on them; streets picking boys like Karvac up and body slamming them in gutters as if they have arms to do that, as if they’re the ones that wrap you in quick alley fits to pump you full of their money, their junk and everything else running straight into your veins. Those streets with the scores on them. Minstrel had already met three between the hours of eight and ten. He thought he was getting better with every one. They’ll get you back behind the clubs—those hunched over buildings stuck on the rolling streets near Tower Records, in the limos passing along Vine, bisecting the great Hollywood vein; in the producer’s office overlooking the Studios; in his house, in his daughter’s bed; in front of his closest friends—all of them pouring wine over their ecstasy moment; even his friends over the big hill, where Minstrel didn’t really know he was about to take his next car ride into the fog-filled valley that has no Sunset Strips, no Santa Monica Boulevards, just a few parks where he can score, or a bus station where every heavenly one of Karvac’s Central Valley Bakersfield buddies light it up, hoping for the big man to come rolling in to a near empty room, just them sitting in it, and the big man cutting loose and whispering with his soft lusty gloom-filled tongue dripping in their ears, “Boys I don’t want no trouble. I just want you.” Over in the bus station downtown, it was often Karvac and the rest of the boys, all cozy and pretending they don’t know each other at any time of the day: at lunch hour, at 2am, at eight o’clock bus hour I-gotta-get-to-El Paso blues, “‘Cause we all want that same wad, that same stash,” Karvac says. So they all go. But not tonight. Tonight it’s Minstrel’s night in Hollywood…

Later Conrad Romo read several poems. He sat on a couch near a lamp and started to sweat as he flipped through pages….
Here are some video samples of Conrad Romo’s poetry:
Video 1:
Video 2:
Video 3: hilarious tongue twister scene...
Liz Foster then sang a few songs. Her atmospheric guitar work and moody vocals made for some dreamy party moments. This song rocks on my loud computer speakers at home. I’m amazed my camera picked up such quality…

Rich Ferguson had quite the Rudolph Rant. I shared that with you a few days ago.
Randall Fleming of The Brickbat Review read a purposely sarcastic poem from a book collection of drivel he picked up at a yard sale. I cracked up. I later talked to Randal about controversy surrounding Fatty Arbuckle, a famous actor from yesteryear. Arbuckle may have had some debauchery filled moments in Bakersfield and Taft around the time he filmed the movie Opportunity in 1913.
Poem from The Brickbat Reviewer, Randall Fleming:
We shared conspiracy theories and then I spoke to Randal’s cohort in crime for Brickbat: Teka. She's the voice on the Brickbat myspace site. Dig it. Dig her.
One of the most interesting moments for me came from a discussion with Gerry Fialka from Venice Beach. He organizes 7 Dudley Film events at Sponto Gallery, which was the old LA Beats hangout: Venice West Café. The oddity in meeting Gerry was having studied under professor John Arthur Maynard who wrote Venice West: The Beat Generation in Southern California. We spoke about the Beats, about the gallery film events, of Beat names like John Thomas and his wife Philomene, Kerouac, Corso, Perkhoff and Larry Lipton.

Gerry then quizzed me philosophically about my book and Noveltown. It was a delightful discussion where he ended up offering to showcase Chronicle of the Lords at the very venue where Kerouac and Ginsberg once performed.
There was then talk about the ongoing events at Venice poet gatherings, Beyond Baroque. Rich Ferguson and I later talked about the possibility of a co-show there reading poetry and prose.
Wow, what a night of performances, sharing, and opening doors to new opportunities…
(also read Matildakay's report)
If you’re interested in hosting your own Bookshare event, please contact melody@noveltown.net…
We’re looking forward to more…


Fly stuff!
Conrad Romo's first poem reminds me of my best friend's kids. She came home one day with her son locked in his room and her daughter at the door, stabbing the door with a vengeance. The worse my kids have done to each other is my daughter shoved a popcorn up my son's nose. She was really ticked off at him.
I can't wait to hear Liz Foster's songs. I am a music whore lately. I can't get enough.
....oops I forgot to add I love the video of chingpea. Chingpea, you are so adorable!
since youre there... maybe... you should join me and see Peaches and Jeffree Star on the 14th at Avalon on Vine St. :)
Interesting read,,Hey I remember reading about and watching on tv about the gossip with Fatty Arbuckle,, I didnt know any of it was local though,,
I read it was December 13th...
Love the photos and videos! It's great to relive such a great night through your words, photos and videos. Everyone I met that night was just wonderful!
I think Noveltown's Bookshares are only going to grow from here!
I need to get me a pair of those 'hooker heels'! Oh wait... I can't wear heels anymore. :)
Amber: Oh wait there's two dates. Peaches is a trip.
Norma: Conrad is a cool guy. He had great outgoing energy when talking about the Hotel Cafe events. Then he seemed introspective, a bit shy while telling his poetry tales. I love to see how people transform... he pulled in energy...
matildakay... you leave those hooker heels for shorties like me. Not that I can even wear heels. I fall flat on my ass every time I try.
Woof Woof: I have to start reading up on Arbuckle to see if I can start cross referencing any archives... There's been over 300 films made in Kern County. From Van Helsing and Planet of the Apes, to Stagecoach and the Keystone Cops... Bakersfield is Hollywood's Backyard.
Matildakay: Just dream of heels, poetry, and speak in prose. That's all you can ask... post a poem right here to this comment box. DW does. You'll feel free. No heels required.
Ok hang on... I meant HEELS.. in general. I've never tried on stripper heels. I mean there was this ONE TIME... at band camp. but what's that saying? what happens at band camp, STAYS IN BAND CAMP.. right?
NL, For you:
Dream of Heels
Last night I had a dream…
I walked down Hollywood Blvd.
in hooker heels up to my thighs.
Strutting upon the stars of the famous
as if ego could be so easily trampled.
You. You want some of me?
I’ll sell you a piece of my heart
for $100 an hour.
And when you’re done…
I’ll pull my hooker heels back on
and strut over to the next Hollywood star.
More poem inspiration...
Astro Burger poem
I have that old unpublished novel,
the whiny character of the drummer jerk sings in, while French fries nearly grow from his nose. I come back to the burger joint, past the Hollywoodland plastic banana peel, pulled down off the strip, laid beside the streetwise bag lady, her vagabond story a screenplay in some millionaire's eyes.
I eat my burger, thinking of Hillary Swank all decked out with her Oscar covered in trans fats and lipstick from giving the statue head as a joke, while Coke snorts out her nose as she thinks, "Astro Burger rocks".
It's the day after I spoke like a raspy old smoking jacket, a crumbling potato chip voice about the Bakersfield blues, and Hollywood filming the black-and-white Kern River pouring like John Wayne hats and innuendos.
It's all about the burger and the shake it for me, baby. I watch a little girl catch herself from a bored moment, mesmerized by fries. She's the Hollywood story right then. Her and her French Fries. Her and her gleaming eye smile of "I got it now!"
that was a fantastic bookshare and an awesome hollyweird visit. i hope we have more great ones like this...
norma - thanks... i actually forgot about that vid. that waiter was charming! :)
matildakay - wow! hooker books rock!
nl - astro burger was one of my favorite highlights and i love that poem!
ya we are hollywoods back yard AND TOILET,, say it with me,,SLUDGE:) I know alot of films have been made here though,,
Great work, NL. A fine account of the book share and your time here in LA. Very much looking forward to working with you again, my friend. Cheers.
Goodness! I think Bakersfield is on the verge of truly blowing up on the NATIONAL arts scene. Next stop: New York!
There is soooooo much talent out here. It is truly amazing!
I hope the best for all the local artists. NL, you are pioneer! You are truly setting the pace.
With Bakotopians like NL, Matt Munoz, Matilda Kay, AS Ashley, Ill Pressed, Tekwiz, Julia Heatherwick, Chanklas, Olivia at MAS, Belen C., and of course my beloved Twinkster (Norma), Bakotopia Land is on the shot to international recognition!
I am proud to be an adopted Bakersfieldian.
awesome! i wish i was a cool, good writer...
lurking through ... in hooker heels ...
I loved the Astro Burger moment of the trip too! It was fun to be sitting in a location from the Citrus Girl, a novel I love.
You've captured that Astro Burger moment and other Hollywood moments in your wonderful poem NL! :)
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