A stretchy pants Christmas sleigh ride - By N.L. Belardes
A stretchy pants Christmas sleigh ride:
On Heath, you disgruntled red-nosed XMAS jerk,
The Queers still love you, and that's worth more than dirt!
On Matt, you Bakotopia ska-lunk,
On Matildakay,
On Ghost of Buck!
On Rudolph Ranter,
And Cubicle Dweller!
On Miss Meg,
It's a pie making day!
On Sonicrusk and Rob Shock!
On Baketown and Schnapps!
On Twinkie you stinkie
And on DW
You're trouble, you!
On Heath, you disgruntled red-nosed XMAS jerk,
The Queers still love you, and that's worth more than dirt!
On Matt, you Bakotopia ska-lunk,
On Matildakay,
On Ghost of Buck!
On Rudolph Ranter,
And Cubicle Dweller!
On Miss Meg,
It's a pie making day!
On Sonicrusk and Rob Shock!
On Baketown and Schnapps!
On Twinkie you stinkie
And on DW
You're trouble, you!


Classic!
I hear tell of a Buck Comp. coming soon... Like, What say you N.L. ?
Heath Dobbler
I've heard some gossip you sex-starved SCROOGE.
cute. what?! no shout out? i risk my tummy for you, bandito... lol.
it's cool, matildakay, twinkie and d-woogoogoo got theirs. :)
way to get in the christmas spirit!
I'm devoting an entire poem to you, chingpea, about an elf that only eats fishheads with nimble fingers and builds toys that smell like fish.
For all those people who think you're hot. You really just smell like Red Snapper.
Great poem! And thanks for the shout out!
You mean, "great shitty poem".
HEY! I'm not stinkie. Only my beautiful Avon canvas purse is.
whooo hoooo
I got a shout out... I got a shout out.. And it wasn't from the voices in my head this time! yeah!
Now going off to follow the Dobbler links. I wanna know what N.L. is talking about when calling him a sex deprived scrooge. I thought I was the only one in the Central Valley.
Oops... I meant a scrooge... forget that sex deprived stuff.
Sorry Dobbler, sucks for you. hehe
That was certainly interesting. I don't know who all those people are, but apparently they all must have a great sense of humor.
And the link in your comment to "chingpea" is funny. Either she actually thinks "she's all that" (SUCKS) or she has a wicked funny bone (that would be HOT).
DB: chingpea has a sense of humor more wicked than anyone I know... she's hilarious. Thanks for reading the site...
Ho ho ho
Moderation and word gibbirish?? Oh brother!
I keep getting a lot of spam. And I have to moderate. Too many weirdos trying to post anonymous freaky crap.
BAHUMBUG!
And here I dedicated and entire story to you...*huff*
Oh well. I guess I'll have to buy you lunch in order to get a shout out.
Heh.
Of course, if you decide to publish this comment, than this is all the shout out I really NEED. :)
Annie Black!! What story? You have 135 websites. post a link! Link Link Link!
I read dobblers latest blog entry last night and I just wanted to tell him, "somebody out there has it worse, so keep your chin up."
I was trying to think of something similarly annoying to say but I can't think right now since my brain surgery, and my double leg amputation and personality displacement and the cold medication I'm on is making me drowsy not to mention the ten voices in my head trying to get my attention right now don't help either.
hee hee ho ho
Anyways, I always read his site. So it was nice to finally have a new entry. hehe. I'm a big time lurker over there.
i don't know anyone, so i can't make a parody... oh well! happy holidays!
"a trouble xmas"
trouble
santa
trouble
chimney
trouble
milk
trouble
gimme
trouble
crumbs
trouble
floor
trouble
locked
trouble
door
trouble
tree light
trouble
shorted wire
trouble
santa's fat ass
trouble
raging fire...
trouble.
-troubleman
d.w. and n.l.
The only two men I know that too cool for real names. They just use initials. And they write awesome poetry. And awesome blogs.. which btw.. why AGAIN did you delete yours, d.w.? Did the graffiti bandits catch wind of it so you had relocate and take on a new identity under the "Blogging Witness Protection Program" or something?
Santa rapper
Santa rapper
Santa trapper
Bling bling tinsel
On a tree of dope.
Reindeer masta
Elf disasta
Rap it out
And kiss da Pope.
Christmas cheer
That’s my holiday beer
A spirit of get it,
I want it tonight.
Show me your Wii
and I’ll get you my console disease
Bling bling iPods
Hanging from my Christmas tree
Now get this Vix
Your sleigh’s no bliss
Pimp it out with candy cane bits
You know what I’m sayin’
you greedy little bitch
black coals
black soul
More dough
Stockings with holes
More baby trolls
Than your big-headed
snowmobile turnin’
Donuts like cheerios
duuuuude! Santa Rapper... I love it... seriously!
Thanks for reading the blog Norma... It's much appreciated... and sorry for the lack of updates.
By the way, how are them prosthetics working out?
Heath Dobbler
best ever!
Christmas at baby's mall
Hummer chicks feel ten feet tall
plastic smiles
fingernail files
mastercard sheep wall to wall
their Santa's a crusty old fart
kids shoved in line for his heart
"What'll it be?"
"You better not pee!"
"I'm pullin' double shift at KMART!"
bath beads, tv pong, stickers
cellphone booth barkers and dickers
a java stop too
big howdy fuckin doo
mall watcher cinnabun lickers!
baggie pants, high dollar skirts
label hats, sweaters and shirts
sale guide junkies
whore panty monkeys
bags load men slaves til it hurts
book stores chopped down like weeds
electric heroin spoon feeds
computer game retina
gettin' one, bettin' ya
American Eagle's new breeds
oh Santa, oh Santa, one wish
bring back the center court fish
I want to remember
an 80's December
Jolly Rogers, a beer, satellite dish
Shouldn't that be Santa WRAPPER?
Pffffffbbbbbbbbbbbbtttttt...
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