The art of novel writing - By N.L. Belardes
Can you believe this is me?
Recently I was on my East Coast counterpart, Litpark.com, when Lauren Baratz-Logsted wrote, “I once wrote a novel while breastfeeding…” My reply was that I wanted to write a novel that way…
I’m currently working on it.
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Saturday, January 06, 2007.
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I thought you said you were lactose intolerant.
Is that a fuckin nipple?! Shit, brother! You got minions AND tits?!
-James
I was about to pull my little Kenny out of my underwear and spank him senseless like back in the 7th grade... but the big tumor next to the nipple kind of turned me off.
Wait... Shit dude!!!
That's you brother!!!
Pass me the lotion, I've got a two for.
ooo la la sexy!
umm, wow!
Fortuna: I'm only lactose intolerant with non-humans.
James: I like my minions' boobs?
Dobbler: Quit flattering me, you know I wish I was sucking your pointy nips.
Matildakay: Why are you playing dumb?
Chingpea: Just picture Johnny Depp
wait wait...whos boob is that? i don't get it...
Maybe it's photoshop
thanks a lot nick! Now my nipple is all over the internet!
You've got to have boobs -- B-O-O-B-S!
It must be a really great novel you're writing. You seem to be enjoying writing it greatly! Intensly. Passionately. ha.
I might have an idea on who the breast belongs to and it's not who we always see you with on the music scene! HA!
Who could that be?
I swear, I get the strangest tributes.
There's a hidden message here too, Lauren. Susan Henderson of Litpark.com was supposed to show nudity on her site last year. Just showing her up on the West Coast... (Susan, you know I love you!)
You are LUCKY, man! I want to be inspired like you.
You're MySpace says you're "in a relationship". You're girlfriend has a nice breast. WOW! And she's daring too. That is your lady, right? My girl would never expose herself, even if I paid her.
-Tim
If I had a girlfriend, does that mean you've seen her boob? Or else, how else would you know?
I have it good authority- that that is a picture of N.L. sucking his own nips. He wins lots of bar bets with this simple feat.
ha. You're so creative with your stories and pictures, N.L. And the greatest part about this specific one is that picture could be:
1. photoshopped
2. your girl's nipple
3. your's neighbor girl's nipple
4. some random homeless dude off the street that has really big boobs which you paid to pose for you in your girl's bra.
Nobody will ever know. ha. genius! Plus, now you can say you have something (more) in common with Lauren from the East Coast! ha. I love it!
I don't know what to be more impressed with. The picture, or the fact that you can write novels with your eyes closed like that. haha
Maybe it's a blow-up doll.
Don't forget the salsa, Mike.
Sorry N.L. but I can't keep it a secret anymore.
You see guys... this is nothing more than a picture of Nick sucking on a mayonnaise blister that was on my ass about 3 weeks ago.
But the boob thing is really flattering... Waxing is so not overrated.
Heath Dobbler
Did it pop when he sucked it?
Got Vitamin DD MILF?
There. Was that sexist enough?
Heh.
Amazingly, I've got nothing else to say.
Oh, wait! Yes, I do! When are we doing lunch again?
Wow! That's a boob!
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