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Shakespeare for the Real World: Love is Blind - By chingpea

I’ve decided to get out more from behind the scenes of Noveltown and share my thoughts. It could be a book review, random rant, or quote pieces. I hope you welcome me as you have my counterparts, N.L. and Matildakay.

Ever have one of those moments when you absolutely convince yourself to believe that Love really is blind? It’s one of those days when you sit and wonder why moments like that come up. In my youth, I was a hopeless romantic and would have found this quote utterly amorous.

"Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind."
~A Midsummer’s Night’s Dream by Shakespeare

A Midsummer’s Night’s Dream was a perfect romantic comedy. A ‘chick-flick’ of its era. This line was stated by the character Helena. She believed Cupid (the messenger of Love) really was blind. She was crazy-infatuated with Demetrius who was in love with the physically attractive Hermia. Helena wasn’t the most eye-catching but she was tall and average. She found it disgustingly unfair that Demetrius hounded over Hermia’s beauty and often daydreamed she would look like Hermia to win his affections. Thus, the relationship explanation of the love connection concerning the vital important part that vision plays in love and frustration.

Can’t we just say that people are initially shallow and learn to truly love later? Just kidding. Truly though, when you’re in love, looks don’t matter because the person you’re in love with will always be beautiful.

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Noveltown Magazine joins UC Riverside class on Flash Fiction for Publication - By N.L. Belardes

We’re firing up the next issue of the Noveltown Review in conjunction with some cool colleges including UC Riverside, where I will be teaching a 4-day course on flash fiction. Writings from the course will be included in the next magazine issue, which will have non-fiction and memoir as its main focus.



Although we passed on our summer issue, our fall Review edition is a definite and we're excited.

As editor of the magazine I can say I won’t be completely orthodox with what I will be teaching or looking for from student writers in the UC Riverside Extension Program course.



That allows for full student experimentation and creativity with words.

I think the most important aspects of the class will be twofold: writing, and a lecture/workshop I am preparing on creativity. I will be blending creative writing theory with my own in how students can submerse themselves in the culture of writing, be writers, think like writers, and transform themselves both intellectually and creatively.

I will also be talking some about a new American-bred literary movement.

So get your writer friends together and carpool down for two great weekends of writing and creative transcendence.

Course Description:

Flash Fiction for Publication
Course: CRWT X421.5
Ever get the urge to write something quickly? With flash fiction techniques, the writer writes a short, short piece filled with all the elements of a great story. In this workshop, through reading, writing and discussion, students learn how to write a concise, vivid, character-dominant, drop-dead captivating piece of fiction on a subject they choose. Discussion explores the history and theory of flash fiction, genre (fiction, creative nonfiction), voice, length and editing. Students have the opportunity to have their work printed in a student section of the "Noveltown Review," an independent literary magazine based in Bakersfield. Writers of all levels are encouraged to attend.

Date/Time: Fri., 6-9 p.m. & Sat., 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Oct. 5, 6, 19 & 20 (4 meeting/s)
Location: University Extension Center - Room TBA, RIVERSIDE
Text: "No Text Required,"
Fee: $245

Click here to purchase course.

*Update: The course had a nice mention in the UC Riverside Extension Program September Newsletter:

New class teaches the art of brevity
What is old is new again. Writing for the Internet has resurrected an age-old art form practiced by O. Henry and Ernest Hemingway. UCR Extension's new Flash Fiction class will show you how to write a full story with the fewest words possible. Enough said.

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Women on the edge, writing from the edge – By Melinda Carroll



On one of my weekly treks to the Noveltown postal hub where big puffy packages arrive full of books, I opened Women on the Edge Writing from Los Angeles, edited by Samantha Dunn and Julianne Ortale. Dunn sent the book of short stories for N.L. Belardes of Noveltown to read and review. Good thing he never got the chance.

The title, Women on the Edge, and the Andy Warhol-style pop art faces of the women authors on the book cover called out to me as if they knew what I needed to know: revelations in writing and life from women writers.

I discovered compelling literary stories from women who have experienced hard lives, emotional times, strange events, unexpected turns and twists, and women who were unafraid to face obstacles. After reading such haunting stories I can easily say Belardes is not getting this book back.



Janet Fitch, author of White Oleander, wrote the foreword for Women on the Edge.

I pondered one of her quotes:

“Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars. Out here we is stoned, immaculate.”~The Doors, from L.A. Woman

Not a huge Doors fan, I wondered how a rock music quote could encapsulate women on the edge, writing from the edge. With each story I read, the subtle nuances, the profound moments, the hard emotions, and Fitch’s words in the foreword about these stories and women authors echoed true. Women on the Edge stories were about women at varying stages of life experiencing the beauty of life at its messiest.

I found myself living through the characters as if their experiences were my own. I understood Mrs. Poovey’s need to feel useful and needed again in Julianne Ortale’s Milk, and Debbie’s ostracization as a school girl in Aimee Bender’s Debbieland, or having to put a grandmother away in a home in Dylan Landis’ Rose, or wanting to know if love is somewhere in your future in Liz Gonzalez’s Destiny, and dealing with the loss of a loved one in Jody Hauber’s Between the Dog and the Wolf. These were stories from the heart about women whom I felt I was or had been at some point in my life.



The characters haunted me. So did the writing. I was just as enthralled with the language, beautiful prose and fine sentences expertly disguised within the hard, dark and emotional circumstances of each story.

In the end, I realize the beauty of Women on the Edge is the stories within tell a tale of what it is to be a woman. And that story links the contributing women authors and characters to women everywhere out on the edge, which is life.


Samantha Dunn - Photo by: Lupe Fernandez

You will want to read these stories!

Women on the Edge Writing from Los Angeles
Authors/Stories:
Karen Horn, Levinium 241
Julianne Ortale, Milk
Erin Julia McGuire, Crowfeathers
Aimee Bender, Debbieland
Samantha Dunn, Going Green
Lindsay Fitzgerald, Hunger
Dylan Landis, Rose
Lisa Teasley, Magda in Rosarito, Beached
Lisa Glatt, Ludlow
Abby Mims, Me and Mr. Jones
Michelle Latiolais, Boys
Rachel Resnick, Meat-Eaters of Marrakesh
Liz Gonzalez, Destiny
Anita Santiago, Flying Blind
Carol Muske-Dukes, Contraband
Rochelle Low, Where Angels Tread
Jody Hauber, Between the Dog and the Wolf
Mary Rakow, The Memory Room

Recently, I had the opportunity to talk with Samantha Dunn about Women on the Edge Writing from Los Angeles and how this wonderful collection of short stories came together.

Read the interview:

Noveltown: Women on the Edge Writing from Los Angeles are an eclectic collection of short stories. As an editor, how was the process of bringing all of these amazing stories together in one collection?

Samantha Dunn: The process? Like herding cats. Neither Julianne, my good friend and co-editor, nor I are particularly administrative-minded, and trying to wrangle writers—solitary, nonconformist types in general—is never an easy task. We were also working on a tight deadline and a shoestring budget, so we began our calls to writers with lines like, “Hi, we can’t give you hardly any money and we need it tomorrow, but can we print your story, pretty please?” Happily, all the women were really supportive of our idea for the collection and very cooperative. It was truly a joy getting these stories and feeling that we were discovering some great new material, or giving more exposure to incredible stuff that maybe had not been seen as much as it should.



Noveltown: Were the short stories for Women on the Edge handpicked or was there an open submission process?

Samantha Dunn: It wasn’t an open submission process in that we did not print a notice in literary magazines or other such places, and we didn’t have a long lead time that would have allowed us to edit pieces that had potential but weren’t quite “there” yet. We relied on our own email lists and word-of-mouth to attract material; in some instances I asked for specific pieces, like Aimee Bender’s spectacular “Debbieland” and Karen Horn’s beautiful work, “Levinium 241.” I think I called Lisa Glatt and just said “Just give me something,” knowing that anything she did would fall in the spectrum of what Julianne and I had in mind. We had in our heads a certain idea of what we wanted; a tone, if you will, that we were seeking.

Noveltown: When Women on the Edge Writing from Los Angeles arrived in the mail I saw the title and immediately thought these are I-am-woman-hear-me-roar stories. There was no heavy dose of feminist extremism, though the stories captured womanhood. What I found were very well crafted literary short stories that touched me unexpectedly. How do you think the title of the collection reflects the short stories within?

Samantha Dunn: This is trenchant question and one I appreciate, but it’s hard for me to answer succinctly. OK, first let me say I find that writing labeled “feminist” is often lugubrious in nature, limited, stale, and reflects nothing of the concerns and attitudes of myself or the women I know. Julianne and I were looking for stories that somehow captured the essence of our experience of life itself—off kilter, messy, beautiful, uplifting, heartbreaking, at times transcendent and other times just plain weird.

Noveltown: While reading Women on the Edge I found common themes within the stories. Was there a particular theme or themes you looked for as an editor while choosing stories?

Samantha Dunn: Uhm…you did? Did they have anything to do with what I just said in the last question? Hope so.

Noveltown: Do you have a favorite short story from Women on the Edge? Can you reveal your favorite? If so, what about the story moves you most?

Samantha Dunn: This is the “Mother, which child do you like the best?” question. And of course I will admit to nothing other than to say I love them all for different reason, while the savvy reader will suspect I do have my favorites. I will tell you that the story “Levinium 241” is the reason for the whole collection. Years and years ago I had been in a workshop, which the writer Karen Horn was a part of, and I had been so taken with the story. I really had never gotten it out of my head, I guess because it combined all the elements that make an interesting story for me—a deep emotional stake, breathtaking insights, no easy answers, and all of it wrapped in beautiful language. Anyway, Karen, for whatever reason, never pursued publication and so the story had stayed in the drawer all these years. I always thought that was a shame.

Well, along comes a phone call from Matthew Miller, publisher of the Toby Press, the small, independent publisher who put out my novel Failing Paris, asking if I would be interested in putting together a collection of my short stories. I didn’t have enough for my own collection at the time, but I thought about Karen, and my friend Julianne, who is truly an incredible, undervalued literary talent, and that led me to think about putting together a collection that would highlight these kinds of difficult, offbeat but generally brilliant stories. Matthew, bless him, was totally up for it. Thankfully Julianne was game to be my co-editor, because as a graduate of the University of California at Irvine’s MFA program, I knew she’d seen a lot of talent I didn’t know about, and I knew we shared the same literary tastes.

Noveltown: Do you feel like you’re writing from the edge as Janet Fitch’s forward suggests?

Samantha Dunn: Oh hell yes.

Noveltown: As a woman writer and the editor of this collection of stories what advice would you give other women writers striving to achieve the quality and style of writing within Women on the Edge?

Samantha Dunn: Alas, all I can impart is bumper-sticker wisdom…you know, the whole “dance like no one is watching,” “lead with your heart” thing. But, honestly, all cornball catch phrases aside, I think good writing is like that. Most every one of the writers in this collection has toiled a long time, alone in a room, writing not because she was making any money, attracting big readerships or becoming famous, but because she felt compelled to this form of expression. And because she loved literature. These writers also have apprenticed themselves to the process of becoming writers, studying, putting ego and everything else on the line just for that one satisfying (often transitent) sentence, or a scene well rendered, or sometimes merely the joy of finding the perfect word.

Noveltown: Would you ever edit another collection of short stories?

Samantha Dunn: I would if the stars were aligned again, if I had the same kind of control I had in this one, sure. Of course I would also skydive, motorcycle without a helmet, drink the water in Mexico and tattoo my husband’s name on my holiest of holy, so I’m maybe not the best person to ask about appropriate behavior.

Noveltown: Are you working on any projects now? What’s on the horizon for Samantha Dunn?

Samantha Dunn: I’m writing something now but I don’t quite know what it is yet. I just want to get back to language and ideas. I’m in screenplay recovery. My last book was purchased by Lifetime for an original movie and I got the job to co-write with a professional screenwriter. I went in with no small amount of hubris, thinking that since I have put out six books—two ghostwritten for other people—and umpteen magazine pieces I could just slip into the screenwriting world. What actually happened was kind of like the artistic equivalent of a smackdown on Saturday night wrestling.

Noveltown: Thanks for hanging out with Noveltown and discussing Women on the Edge.

Samantha Dunn: Thank you all so much. Bakersfield, literary hotbed. I love it! Y’all are on your own edge…

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Samantha Dunn - Photo by: Lupe Fernandez

Samantha Dunn is the author of Failing Paris (Toby Press), a finalist for the PEN West Fiction Award in 2000, and the memoir, Not By Accident: Reconstructing a Careless Life (Henry Holt& Co.), a BookSense 76 pick. Her most recent memoir, Faith in Carlos Gomez: A Memoir of Salsa, Sex and Salvation, is published by Henry Holt & Co. Her work is anthologized in a number of places, including the short story anthology, Women on the Edge: Writing from Los Angeles (Toby Press), which Dunn co-edited with writer Julianne Ortale. Dunn's essays have appeared in numerous national publications.

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Yosemite Writers Conference: A Conversation about Blogging - By Melinda Carroll

In today’s world, blogging has become a way of life for many people and corporations. It’s an instantaneous way to connect with people. For writers, blogging should be a natural progression, a promotional tool and a way to personally reach readers and build a fan base.



This year’s Yosemite Writers Conference workshop, “Blogging Your Way to Fame” was taught by N.L. Belardes of ABC23 and Noveltown (noveltown.net/blog), Genevieve Choate of the Fresno Bee and Momologue, and Rik Bollman a Las Vegas writer/blogger and radio host, three individuals for whom blogging is not only a way of life, but a necessary part of being a writer. Three individuals who understood that blogging is not just posting a blog and hoping a handful of anonymous people on the Internet find it and read it. No, blogging is about so much more.

Blogging is about using your voice to capture attention for yourself as a writer and about using your voice as a community service. Blogging is about having a sense of integrity, being humble, and being smart about what you write. Blogging is not about what you ate for lunch, but rather it’s about getting out there in your community and finding original content to write about. Blogging is about having a conversation with people and that is what is truly unique about blogging.

Since blogging is a conversation with people, N.L., Genevieve, and Rik broke panel tradition and had a conversation with the workshop attendees about blogging. Everyone responded and interacted as if we were all sitting around an informal dinner table discussing blogging. For those who were new to the conversation, this method seemed to demystify blogging and make it less daunting. As a blogger myself, I felt this conversational format was most effective.

Gone was all the techy talk and html, instead the discussion centered on how writers can use blogging to build their author platform and a community of readers. By spending time on social networking sites such as myspace.com promoting your blog, book and/or yourself as a writer, by posting compelling content and updating your blog often and through grassroots promotion you can build a fan base and a platform that editors and agents will notice. Belardes stated, “You have to sacrifice time to promote yourself.” He also stressed the importance of having a presence on social networking sites.

Even though Belardes stated that blogging most likely won’t make you famous, he did discuss how blogging could help you get where you want to go as a writer, for you never know who’s reading your blog. In the blogosphere, if you build it they will come. Blogging will grow an audience for your writing.



It was prearranged for me to help people in the workshop immediately sign up for a blog. With laptops available, I was able to answer questions and help a few people sign up at the end of the blogging workshop and later that evening in the Tenaya Lodge Jackalope restaurant. I think it was helpful for those new to blogging to have a computer and a person available to walk them through the process of setting up their blog. Hopefully they will continue their journey into the blogosphere and towards building an audience.

More on the 2007 Yosemite Writers Conference:

Is Book Publishing Dead? Yosemite Writers Conference Provides Food For Hungry Writers
Yosemite Writers Conference: A Conversation about Blogging
Rambo Creator Reinvents Captain America
Yosemite Writers Conference: Demystifying Chick lit and Women’s fiction
Yosemite Writers Conference: Poetry talk
Mystery talk after David Morrell's big speech
2007 Yosemite Writers Conference: Brenda Knight Sidesteps the TVA man
Yosemite Writers and the Chukchansi bathroom break
Headed to Yosemite Writers Conference to talk writing for social change

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Read Noveltown’s experiences at last year’s Yosemite Writer’s Conference:

By N.L. Belardes
A Writer in Yosemite: Part One
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Two
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Three
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Four
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Five
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Six
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Seven
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Eight

By Matildakay
A great literary weekend
What's your type?
How to Approach a Literary Agent...
The Mary Wong Lee Memorial Scholarship
Malcolm Margolin is Posh
Hanging out with the Pirates of Yosemite and setting the record straight
Kill Your Darlings

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Yosemite Writers Conference: Demystifying Chick lit and Women’s fiction - By Melinda Carroll

I remember the reactions I received last year during the 2006 Yosemite Writers Conference when I said "women's fiction" was the genre my writing fell into. Some people assumed I wrote chick lit and responded as if it wasn't a real genre.

Why such a reaction? What’s wrong with women’s fiction? Nothing. I was simply a minority in a sea of mystery and thriller writers.

So I was excited to learn that at this year’s conference Farrin Jacobs, co-author of See Jane Write: A Girl’s Guide to Writing Chick lit, which I bought at last year’s conference, and a former chick lit editor was conducting a workshop called “Chick lit is dead and other myths about women’s fiction.”





Is chick lit dead? According to Jacobs chick lit is not dead, however, because of its popularity and market saturation it’s harder to get chick lit published now than a few years ago.

In a heavily saturated market, how do you get your chick lit novel or women’s fiction novel published? Quite simply, you have to make your novel stand out. Jacobs stated, “you have to have perfectly imperfect main characters that are identifiable to every woman; you have to get your chick lit voice down and write the novel you want to write, and you have to know your audience.”

The thing that chick lit or women’s fiction does very well is deal with tough issues in a humorous, human way. A perfect example is Jennifer Weiner’s debut novel, Good in Bed, where she wrote:

“Loving a Larger Woman,” said the headline, “By Bruce Guberman.” Bruce Guberman had been my boyfriend for just over three years, until we’d decided to take a break three months ago. And the Larger Woman, I could only assume, was me.”

Weiner, who is now a household name in the world of chick lit, cleverly propels her character and the reader on a journey of self-esteem issues and self-discovery that is poignant, endearing and quite funny.

And let’s not forget Helen Fielding, the queen of chick lit who created the character of Bridget Jones and gave her to the world through her novels Bridget Jones' Diary and Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason. For Bridget Jones lurks in every woman everywhere no matter how hard we try to hide her.

Chick lit as we know it today stems from or is modernized Jane Austin. Jane Austin is the real first lady of chick lit or women’s fiction. She helped create a genre for women when it wasn’t fashionable to be a woman author.

What I love about chick lit or women’s fiction is that it deals with the tough issues, the emotional issues, and while the writing can be very literary, it’s also smart and humorous, like women.

Jacobs covered the basics of writing chick lit and women’s fiction in her workshop discussing the importance of character development, character arc, pacing, plot, tense, point of view, the art of having a storytelling device, and the ending. “Chick lit wants either a happy ending or the promise of a happy ending,” Jacobs stated, “however, if your work is more literary your ending may be more ambiguous.”



The chick lit label does come with somewhat of a stigma. I think it has to do with all the pink book covers and references to shoes. Which is great for marketing, but for some reason the term chick lit sends a message that its not serious fiction. Whereas the term women’s fiction seems to have more depth. In a recent interview with Lara Tupper, author of A Thousand and One Nights, I asked her thoughts about chick lit and the chick lit label.

Here’s what Tupper had to say:

“I think the chick-lit label is problematic because it implies that a book is meant to be read by a certain demographic. And I find the term itself a little confusing-- not at all subversive (as in “we are chicks, hear us roar”). It’s become synonymous with ‘light’ subject matter and I’m not sure why that is. Because it’s written by women about women? A book such as Nick Hornby’s High Fidelity (a book I adore) is also a novel about pop songs and relationships. It’s narrated from a male point of view and yet it’s certainly not a book meant only for men. So I think the label chick lit points to a misconception or a double standard based on gender: Women write books for women while men write books for all.

That said, I think there’s nothing wrong with ‘light’—and I think it’s entirely possible for novels to be both ‘entertaining’ and substantive. In A Thousand and One Nights, I try to use pop lyrics in service of humor and to place the reader quite firmly in the mid to late 1990’s. But I also try to say something about disillusionment.”


I agree with Tupper that the label chick lit can have some negative connotations. It’s almost like saying men read real books and women read the pink fluffy books called chick lit. However, some chick lit can be just as compelling as the 'real' books. I’ve laughed and cried my way through chick lit just as I have more literary works.

As a reader and writer of chick lit and women’s fiction, I was pleased to have the genre represented at the conference and presented so well by Farrin Jacobs. I learned a lot more about chick lit and women’s fiction, why I love it and why I want to write it.

More on the 2007 Yosemite Writers Conference:

Is Book Publishing Dead? Yosemite Writers Conference Provides Food For Hungry Writers
Yosemite Writers Conference: A Conversation about Blogging
Rambo Creator Reinvents Captain America
Yosemite Writers Conference: Demystifying Chick lit and Women’s fiction
Yosemite Writers Conference: Poetry talk
Mystery talk after David Morrell's big speech
2007 Yosemite Writers Conference: Brenda Knight Sidesteps the TVA man
Yosemite Writers and the Chukchansi bathroom break
Headed to Yosemite Writers Conference to talk writing for social change

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Read Noveltown’s experiences at last year’s Yosemite Writer’s Conference:

By N.L. Belardes
A Writer in Yosemite: Part One
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Two
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Three
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Four
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Five
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Six
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Seven
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Eight

By Matildakay
A great literary weekend
What's your type?
How to Approach a Literary Agent...
The Mary Wong Lee Memorial Scholarship
Malcolm Margolin is Posh
Hanging out with the Pirates of Yosemite and setting the record straight
Kill Your Darlings

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Yosemite Writers Conference: Poetry talk - By Melinda Carroll

Kate Gale, editor of Red Hen Press out of Los Angeles, California, sat reading from a poetry book before beginning her workshop “Editing Poetry: Entering the process whole and coming out humming.” Her wet hair fresh from the Tenaya Lodge swimming pool was a metaphor for her no bullshit attitude about poetry.

Is poetry still being published? At another panel I heard someone say poetry was dead. According to Gale, poetry is not dead, but you won’t get rich publishing poetry. I for one was excited that there was a poetry workshop at this year’s conference for I am a lover of poetry.

Gale opened the workshop reading two poems, one from the book she had been reading by another poet and one of her own that she had been working on for a few weeks. Her poem was rich in imagery, emotion, insecurities, and fireworks, literally fireworks as she found a way to express a woman’s self-worth issues and her desire to receive recognition from her lover as a request for fireworks. I may not be interpreting her poem correctly, but I loved Gale’s voice. Her poem grabbed my attention and took me on a journey.

I found the poetry workshop very constructive and informative as Gale mapped out the process of writing and publishing poetry. She answered questions regarding publishing poetry in literary magazines and publishing collections of poetry that I have always wondered about.

She stressed the importance of reading poetry to get in a poetry frame of mind before writing. Of making writing a practice and a priority, good advice for any writer. How important creative writing workshops are that will give you rigorous feedback on your work. And what type of poetry is currently being published.

One thing Gale said that really stood out to me is, “Great poems are where the creative meets the intellectual.”

And really that is the type of poetry I want to read and write.

More on the 2007 Yosemite Writers Conference:

Is Book Publishing Dead? Yosemite Writers Conference Provides Food For Hungry Writers
Yosemite Writers Conference: A Conversation about Blogging
Rambo Creator Reinvents Captain America
Yosemite Writers Conference: Demystifying Chick lit and Women’s fiction
Yosemite Writers Conference: Poetry talk
Mystery talk after David Morrell's big speech
2007 Yosemite Writers Conference: Brenda Knight Sidesteps the TVA man
Yosemite Writers and the Chukchansi bathroom break
Headed to Yosemite Writers Conference to talk writing for social change

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Read Noveltown’s experiences at last year’s Yosemite Writer’s Conference:

By N.L. Belardes
A Writer in Yosemite: Part One
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Two
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Three
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Four
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Five
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Six
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Seven
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Eight

By Matildakay
A great literary weekend
What's your type?
How to Approach a Literary Agent...
The Mary Wong Lee Memorial Scholarship
Malcolm Margolin is Posh
Hanging out with the Pirates of Yosemite and setting the record straight
Kill Your Darlings

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Yosemite Writers and the Chukchansi bathroom break – Melinda Carroll

This afternoon N.L. and I hit the road for the Yosemite Writers Conference. Along the way we talked about writing, writers, blogging, social change, social networking sites, local media, the conference, and even rocks and geology all while the Killers blasted from the radio a song about a Las Vegas casino called Sam’s Town. We both agreed that it takes more than just being a great writer to get published. It’s about the connections you make, your author platform, and self-promotion. All that networking along with your great writing might just be the luck you need to connect with a literary agent or editor at a writer’s conference to become a published author.

Luck is hard to come by in the literary world on the quest to be published. You can’t wait for luck. You have to make things happen. You have to take risks. You have to put yourself out there.

At the time we didn’t know a casino up the road and a little luck would be the beginning of our Yosemite Writers Conference experience.

Not big gamblers N.L. and I are not big fans of casinos, however, the Chukchansi casino on Highway 41 seemed like a great place to stop for a bathroom break.

We walked through the casino past zombie-like gamblers feeding slot machines as the festive sounds of the spinning slot machine wheels filled our ears. It was intoxicating. Those bells and whistles, the spinning numbers, the chance to be lucky, the dream of a big jackpot, everyone was hypnotized.

N.L. and I decided to spend five dollars on the Wheel of Fortune dollar slot machines. I only had three ones so I put them in a machine and hit “bet max credit” the wheels spun around and I lost my three dollars. That was enough gambling for us. We decided to check out the restaurants.

We walked past a few restaurants when a slot machine with flying spinning balls caught our attention. It was a Big Spin Slotto (lotto) dollar slot machine. The flying balls were cool we decided to waste a few more dollars. I put ten dollars into the Slotto machine and bet one credit at a time to make the experience last longer than three seconds. On my last dollar the wheels spun around two sevens and a triple space, I had won. N.L. and I watched the credits add up to $454! We both hit the cash-out button and found a cashier.


That face is one of total shock!

Luck?

I’ve never been that lucky before, but by investing thirteen dollars I had just covered my conference expenses. I would call that luck.

Basking in my lucky winnings, we ate dinner at an Asian restaurant in the casino. At the end of the meal, the fortune in my fortune cookie said: “You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.”

A strange coincidence?

I wonder what Hazel Dixon-Cooper, Cosmopolitan’s bedside astrologer, author of Born on a Rotten Day and Love on a Rotten Day, and a presenter at this year’s Yosemite Writers Conference would have to say about it.

Perhaps this stroke of luck will continue through the conference and the connections N.L. and I make for Noveltown and for our own writing careers.

More on the 2007 Yosemite Writers Conference:

Is Book Publishing Dead? Yosemite Writers Conference Provides Food For Hungry Writers
Yosemite Writers Conference: A Conversation about Blogging
Rambo Creator Reinvents Captain America
Yosemite Writers Conference: Demystifying Chick lit and Women’s fiction
Yosemite Writers Conference: Poetry talk
Mystery talk after David Morrell's big speech
2007 Yosemite Writers Conference: Brenda Knight Sidesteps the TVA man
Yosemite Writers and the Chukchansi bathroom break
Headed to Yosemite Writers Conference to talk writing for social change

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Read Noveltown’s experiences at last year’s Yosemite Writer’s Conference:

By N.L. Belardes
A Writer in Yosemite: Part One
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Two
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Three
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Four
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Five
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Six
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Seven
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Eight

By Matildakay
A great literary weekend
What's your type?
How to Approach a Literary Agent...
The Mary Wong Lee Memorial Scholarship
Malcolm Margolin is Posh
Hanging out with the Pirates of Yosemite and setting the record straight
Kill Your Darlings

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Schedule for the Yosemite Writers Conference – By Melinda Carroll

In a recent interview with Bonnie Hearn Hill about the Yosemite Writers Conference, she stated:

“We have four workshops an hour geared for everyone at every stage of her/his career; however, we encourage writers to follow their passion. If a beginning writer wants to attend a workshop on how to sell books to film, that’s fine. I should add that we have a talented sound professional from Hawaii recording all of the workshops, so if you miss one you think you might like, you can purchase a CD.”

Wow! That’s a lot of workshops! And there are a lot of great topics being covered! There are a couple of timeslots where I wish I could clone myself and sit in two workshops at the same time. I just might have to purchase a CD of the workshops so I don’t miss anything.

Take a look at the schedule of workshops for next week’s Yosemite Writers Conference:

Friday August 24:

9:15 – 10:15 AM
Sharpen Your Hooks – Fiction
Writing For Social Change
Writing and Publishing Your Memoir
Writing Anthologies For the Soul

10:45 – 11:45 AM
Ghosting Where the Money is: A Guide to Co-authoring
How to Stand Out in the Nonfiction Market
Selling to Chronicle Books
Editing Poetry: Entering the process whole and coming out humming

1:45 – 2:45 PM
All About Platform: If You Build It, They Will Come
Spiritual Writing in the Age of The Secret
Selling to Tor Books
Chick Lit is Dead, and Other Myths About Women's Fiction

3:00 – 4:00 PM
How to Pitch an Editor
Rates, rights and rules of engagement: What you need to know about magazine freelancing
Selling to Weiser Books
Take Your Book to the Movies

Saturday August 25:

9:15 – 10:15 AM
He, She and the Dreaded Omniscient: Point of View at Close Range
Confessions of a Contest Judge
Picture Book Manuscript Critique
Beyond the Basics - What Every Author Needs to Know Before, During and After Publication

10:45 – 11: 45 AM
Sharpen your Hooks – Nonfiction
Blogging Your Way to Fame

1:45 – 2:45 PM
How to Pitch an Agent
Murder, They Wrote: A Guide to Mystery, Suspense & Thrillers
Writing for Guideposts

3:00 – 4:00 PM
Tapping the Hot YA Market
Invisible Genius: Ghostwriting for The Penn Group
Twisting the Mystery Plot

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The Yosemite Writers Conference is August 24-26, Noveltown is going. Are you? – By Melinda Carroll

The Yosemite Writers Conference is just around the corner. Quite literally. In fact its next week, August 24-26. My excitement is growing by leaps and bounds. I can’t wait to be among so many great writers that I admire. I can’t wait to attend the workshops and panels and soak up all the knowledge I can about writing and the publishing world. I can’t wait to connect to writers from all over the country. I can’t wait to be inspired!

Noveltown is going. Are you?

Want to meet literary agents, publishers, editors, and authors?

Want to learn about the many facets of writing in today’s literary world?

Whether you’re a published author or just realized that you want to be a writer, the Yosemite Writer’s Conference is for you.

Noveltown’s own N.L. Belardes will be speaking at this year’s Yosemite Writer’s Conference, among many others. (Read my previous interview with N.L. about his speaking at the YWC).

I’ve literally been vibrating with anticipation for the Yosemite Writers Conference. I couldn’t take it anymore. I needed a preview. You know, like a movie trailer. A teaser. The coming attractions as it were. I went straight to the source. I tracked down Bonnie Hearn Hill, accomplished novelist, instructor and one of many who work very hard each year to put on the Yosemite Writers Conference and I asked her a few questions about what we could expect at this years conference.

She was kind enough to oblige me, instruct me, and encourage me. Read the interview.

Bonnie Hearn Hill
Volunteer faculty
Novelist and instructor

Noveltown: Who are the ‘big’ agents and editors attending the Yosemite Writers Conference this year?

BHH: Please, honey. Never use orphan quotes, and especially not single orphan quotes. I’m excited about all of our agents. Irene Webb is a top film agent. June Clark specializes in nonfiction and works for a leading New York agency. Katharine Sands is also with a major NY firm, and Jeffery McGraw and Arlene Cardoza are building their lists and actively seeking new writers. This is a great opportunity to learn from the people who are in the best position to know what sells.

Noveltown: Which conference panel or workshop are you most excited about this year?

BHH: I’m really excited about the young adult panel. That’s a great market, and we have Farrin Jacobs from HarperCollins, Susan Chang from Tor, along with Melissa Manlove from Chronicle Books. Melissa is also presenting a two-hour picture book critique workshop, and she’s actually doing free line edits. For those who are ready to test their work, the Sharpen Your Hooks workshops are an almost painless way to get feedback. For the first time this year, we’re offering one for fiction and one for nonfiction. Also for the first time, we’re offering two workshops on the high-paying ghostwriting field with representatives of a New York ghostwriting firm, and a magazine-writing panel for those who want to write articles. So I sound as if I’m excited about everything, right? For me, though, the most intriguing might be the Sunday morning one with our Saturday keynote David Morrell, the author who created Rambo. David is actively involved in the conference this year, and he asked if he could do a bonus workshop on Sunday on marketing for writers. I can’t wait.

Noveltown: As a keynote speaker, what does David Morrell bring to the conference?

BHH: We have two keynote speakers, Steve Yarbrough and David. Both are excellent.

Noveltown: Are you participating or speaking on any panels or workshops?

BHH: I’m moderating a few panels. You can check them out under schedules on the Website. Two of the highest rated panels last year were the point of view panel (which I think you attended) and the Sharpen Your Hooks panels. We’ll be repeating both of those. I’ll also moderate a panel on ghostwriting and serve on the mystery/thriller panel moderated by Sheree Petree. Sheree is a mystery novelist who is on our volunteer faculty, along with Hazel Dixon-Cooper, the Cosmopolitan magazine Bedside Astrologer and a best-selling author in her own right.

Noveltown: Is the Yosemite Writers Conference just for experienced or published writers or will beginners and aspiring writers benefit from the conference too?

BHH: We have four workshops an hour geared for everyone at every stage of her/his career; however, we encourage writers to follow their passion. If a beginning writer wants to attend a workshop on how to sell books to film, that’s fine. I should add that we have a talented sound professional from Hawaii recording all of the workshops, so if you miss one you think you might like, you can purchase a CD.

Noveltown: What do you hope writers will gain from their conference experience?

BHH: Depends on where they are with their writing and what they want. Writers should attend conferences at two places in their careers—when they first start, so that they can get a sampling of opinions from many professionals, and then again, when they have a manuscript to sell. They will also build contacts along the way. Your novel may not be ready to sell for three years, but you will still have that contact you made at the conference. As my friend literary agent Andrea Brown says, “Don’t send it to me Monday. Send it to me right.”

Noveltown: What’s new at this year’s Yosemite Writers Conference compared to past conferences?

BHH: A silent auction where those who attend can bid on anything from a line-edit by me to breakfast with an editor or agent. If I were a first-time attendee, I’d go for the agent breakfast. Just think. You’ll have this person’s undivided time. You might also (hint, hint, Ms. MK) want to bid on the invitation to the Friday night presenter reception. Thanks for the excellent questions.

Noveltown: Thanks Bonnie for taking time out of your busy schedule to give us a sneak peak at next week’s Yosemite Writers Conference.

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2007 Partial List of Presenters

Keynote Speakers: Steve Yarbrough and David Morrell
Literary Agents: Katharine Sands, June Clark, Irene Webb, and Jeffrey McGraw
Magazine Editors From: Sacramento Magazine and Visalia Lifestyle
Editors: Meg Bertini of Dream Time Publishing, Kate Gale of Red Hen Press, Susan Chang of Tar Books, Farrin Jacobs of HarperCollins, Brenda Knight of Weiser Books, Steve Mettee of Quill Driver Books and Word Dancer Press, Melissa Manloe of Chronicle Books
Authors: N.L. Belardes, Hallie Ephron, BJ Taylor and Ginny Rorby
Yosemite Faculty: Rik Bollman, Hazel Dixon-cooper, Bonnie Hearn Hill, and Sheree Petree

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Conference details:

$390 after June 1

Registration fee includes: all workshop sessions Friday and Saturday, continental breakfast, two keynote luncheons and evening reception Friday and Saturday.

The registration fee must be paid in full by check or credit card in order to secure a space for the conference.

Registration fee does not include lodging.

The beautiful Tenaya Lodge is the official conference hotel. When booking your room, be sure to ask for the Yosemite Writers Conference rate of $189 per night. Call (559) 683-6555, 800-635-5807 or log on to tenayalodge.com to reserve your room.

Consultation: Confer with any of the agents or editors at the conference for only $30 per session.

Visit Yosemite Writers online for more details.

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Read Noveltown’s experiences at last year’s Yosemite Writer’s Conference:

By N.L. Belardes
A Writer in Yosemite: Part One
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Two
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Three
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Four
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Five
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Six
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Seven
A Writer in Yosemite: Part Eight

By Matildakay
A great literary weekend
What's your type?
How to Approach a Literary Agent...
The Mary Wong Lee Memorial Scholarship
Malcolm Margolin is Posh
Hanging out with the Pirates of Yosemite and setting the record straight
Kill Your Darlings

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Live Webcasts from the BookExpo America/Writer's Digest Books Writer's Conference – By Melinda Carroll


Ever wish you could attend some of the premier writing conferences? Thanks to Writer’s Digest, Booksurge and Write Bros. who put together video webcasts from the most popular sessions of this year’s BookExpo America/Writer’s Digest Books Writer’s Conference, you can.

Check out the keynote speech by best-selling author Jodi Picoult for FREE!

“View the enlightening and inspirational keynote address delivered by none other than best-selling author Jodi Picoult as she offers tips on research and candid, behind-the-scenes anecdotes about three of our her novels, including Nineteen Minutes.”

View the video webcast

Then for a fraction of the cost of attending the conference, check out other sessions by big names in the publishing world including:

Writing the Breakout Novel: Characters by Donald Maass.

“Superstar agent Donald Maass, president of the Donald Maass Literary Agency, provides you with powerful techniques for creating realistic and memorable characters.”

View the video webcast

The Six Usual Suspects: Fiction Writing Conundrums by Peter Selgin.

“Peter Selgin, award-winning fiction writer, shows you how to correct the top six fundamental writing errors related to structure, form, style and story conception.”

View the video webcast

How to Write an Irresistible Non-Fiction Book Proposal by Rita Rosenkranz.

“Rita Rosenkranz, founder of the Rita Rosenkranz Literary Agency, breaks down the process of writing a salable nonfiction proposal to help you get an agent and get published!”

View the video webcast

And coming soon, FREE audiocasts of selected workshops!

(Read the full Writer’s Digest article)

Noveltown will be attending the 2007 Yosemite Writers Conference August 24-26. I"m so looking forward to all of the outstanding workshops!

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Helping bust the Bakersfield Sill Building sex bandits - By N.L. Belardes


Sill Building frollicking

Apparently the folks over at ProSoft Technology (the very same people responsible for the downtown UFO hoax and where Bakersfield internet porn king Justin Berry once worked) have been having quite the show.

OK, the sexcapades taking places have likely been seen by a lot more folks.

What I have heard from three inside sources is that folks at ProSoft have been using binoculars, and have set up their own porn cams to catch the action...or should I say, watch the action.

Is that in full view of management? And what about sexual harrassment training courses? Better throw those books out the windows...

ProSoft is located on the top floor of the Washington Mutual Building.

The weekly sexcapades are being committed on top of another downtown building: The Sill Building.

In the image you see here, the frisky couple are putting their clothes on in broad daylight.

Bakotopia has gone a step further. Though I helped tip them off to the fun, they wanted to see if they could, well, get a little video exclusive.

They did.

Be prepared for nudity:

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BookTour.com makes Book Tours pain free – By Melinda Carroll

One of the hardest things in the literary world other than getting published is connecting authors and readers. Setting up book tours, promoting appearances and actually getting readers to show up to your book signing and hopefully buy a copy of your book is a dreaded but necessary evil for most authors.

Finally, there is an online service to help authors connect to readers. BookTour.com.

From BookTour.com’s About Us page:

“BookTour.com was founded in late 2006 by three authors who believe that technology can transform how authors find receptive groups of readers.

We're a free online service that connects authors and potential audiences of all sorts, from book groups to civic organizations, from bookstores to corporate events. Authors create their own page (biography, books, tour dates and availability) and any group looking for speakers can find them and contact them directly to arrange for an appearance. Relevant information for both authors and venues can be added in minutes through a simple fill-in-the-blanks interface. Connecting authors with potential audiences then becomes as easy as searching (by geography, book titles, subject, dates of availability) and sending an email.

For authors, BookTour.com serves as a one-stop tool for book promotion, allowing authors at all levels of their careers to locate receptive live audiences. For readers and audiences, BookTour.com makes finding when a favorite author is coming to your town as easy as checking the weather.

BookTour is based in San Francisco, the city that buys more books (and wine) per capita than any in America.”


I found BookTour.com on the Booksquare blog recently. Have I told you lately how much I love Booksquare? I LOVE Booksquare! The writers at Booksquare are just fabulous at finding literary gems in the publishing world like BookTour.com. And once found I just have to pass these gems along to you all.

Booksquare had this to say about BookTour.com:

“Thanks to easy-to-use, modern technology, you can get out the word about your appearances. But wait, there’s more! By combining authors, books, and places, you get personalized content. Like, oh, a weekly newsletter telling you about author appearances in your neighborhood and, once you’ve registered, the home page gives you a listing of upcoming appearances (dates would be helpful here).

By taking a multi-pronged approach to getting author appearance information into the database, this increases the breadth and depth of information for readers. Since they’re the ones who matter, this is very good indeed.”


(Read the full blog)

BookTour.com is still in Beta phase and will only get better from here.

So authors, what are you waiting for? Get on over to BookTour.com and register and list your upcoming appearances. BookTour.com is not just for authors. So all you readers out there get on over to BookTour.com and sign up and start receiving news of when your favorite authors will be in your town promoting their books.

I know Noveltown will be registering on BookTour.com and using it as a tool to help connect authors to readers and vise versa.

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Lacey Alexander talks about her novel Voyeur and Erotica – By chingpea



Recently I stepped away from my normal behind the scenes role of marketing relations and printer wars and connected with erotica author Lacey Alexander. She was gracious enough to be my ‘first’ Noveltown book review. I found her to be as ‘deliciously decadent’ as her novel Voyeur and you will too.

In Voyeur, Alexander takes the reader on a steamy ride with Laura a writer suffering writer’s block who travels to Colorado in search of inspiration. She soon discovers more than she bargained for as she embraces her sexuality and imagination. Read Voyeur with a pitcher of ice cold water within arm’s reach. Believe me, you’ll definitely need it!



Lacey Alexander is an intoxicating, erotic writer using sensual and sexual prowess to embrace your inner passions and desires. Sexual discovery at its best, Voyeur entices you from beginning to end.



Typically erotica fiction is predominately read by women, Voyeur, however, is a book that men would enjoy as well. In fact if you dare, read Voyeur aloud with your partner. It might just be the thing to spice up your love life!



An arousing read, I definitely enjoyed Voyeur and would absolutely love to read whatever project she has next!



Alexander had some great insight into the world of erotica fiction. Check out the interview:

Noveltown: I love that Voyeur is super steamy, romantic erotica. You must get a lot of satisfaction from pleasing your audience. Thoughts?

Lacey Alexander: The reader response to my books has been overwhelming and helped me to realize that I’ve unexpectedly tapped in to something a lot of women relate to and even need – the “permission” to explore their most forbidden sexual fantasies. Readers also often tell me that my books have enhanced their marriages and I can’t imagine anything more gratifying than that.

Noveltown: One day you made a decision in your life to become the type of author that you are. Was there a certain influence on your decision? And, do other authors inspire you?

Lacey Alexander: I actually started writing erotica because my mainstream romance career (written under another pseudonym) was in a downturn and the erotica market was beginning to flourish. So it was a strictly strategic move in the beginning, to be honest. Kind of an “I think I’ll take a stab at writing that kind of book” decision. But it worked out to be very serendipitous since I gained a loyal readership very quickly. As it stands, both careers are going strong and I couldn’t be happier.

And no, I actually have avoided reading most other erotica, deciding early on that I was going to make my books what I thought “a woman’s perfect erotic fantasy” should be and that if it worked, it worked, and if it didn’t, then I wasn’t meant to write erotica. But apparently I was meant to write erotica.

Noveltown: Do you consider yourself more sensual or sexual when it comes to erotica? And your audience?

Lacey Alexander: Both, actually. And my readers seem to respond very positively to the combination of both sensuality and sexuality. I actually think that’s what makes them work, and hopefully what makes them feel a little unique among erotica offerings.

Noveltown: I love how your website says, “Discover your inner bad girl.” Do you think erotica fans find themselves discovering their “inner bad selves” when they read Voyeur?

Lacey Alexander: I certainly hope so. I hope every one of my books invites readers to recognize and embrace that part of themselves. I should add that I don’t advocate that people go out and “live the fantasy,” but I think it’s very healthy to recognize that it’s okay to think about “forbidden” things.



Noveltown: Was there research for Voyeur? Dare we even ask?

Lacey Alexander: Ha! No, not really. But the setting came from a vacation home I stayed in a few years ago, and I concocted the idea while on the trip.

Noveltown: Laura Watkins and Braden Stone mirror the characters of Riley Wainscott and Sloane Bennett. Since Laura uses acquaintances as well as herself as inspiration for her characters and character experiences, do you as the author do the same?

Lacey Alexander: No, I never really draw characters from real life. They’re all in my head.

Noveltown: You must receive a lot of feedback from your fans. Give us some of the goods about what men have been saying versus women…

Lacey Alexander: Actually, when I hear from men, it’s usually short and sweet, something like: I enjoy your books. And that suits me fine. I really don’t want to get into sexual discussions with guys I don’t know and when I get e-mails from men who seem to want to have cyber sex, I hit the delete button quick. I’m a happily married woman, after all. So I don’t know exactly how men perceive the books, only that I do have male readers who enjoy them. It’s the women who tell me they find my books very liberating and also the books have made them bolder with their partner, more comfortable with sex, etc., and if that’s all I accomplish before I die, I’m pretty happy with it.

Noveltown: Did anything get in the way of your imagination when deep into discovery and fantasy regarding writing Voyeur?

Lacey Alexander: When I’m writing erotica, it’s very necessary to turn off my internal “edit button,” to simply not censor myself. When I first started writing these books that part was a challenge – I had to pretend no one would ever read them but me. And I will admit that there are a few scenes in my books that I can’t quite believe I wrote, because they’re so contrary to the real me. But I’ve written enough erotica now that it comes pretty easily and is just part of the job.

Noveltown: Thanks for taking part in this interview. Just one more thing. What's coming next?

Lacey Alexander: Thanks for asking! I actually have lots in the works! As you know, VOYEUR came out in May, and it went back for a second printing after just a week on the shelves! In July, CITY HEAT becomes available – which combines the first two novellas of my City Heat series in one print volume (the novellas are available individually as e-books through www.ellorascave.com). In September, I have a short story in an anthology called SEASONS OF SEDUCTION III. My contribution is called THE PIRATE AND THE PUSSYCAT and is a fun Halloween romp. Then in April 2008, Penguin will release my second novel with them, SEVEN NIGHTS OF SIN, which is an erotic odyssey through Las Vegas. Readers can learn more about these and my other books by visiting me online at www.laceyalexander.net.



Thank you so much for a great interview. I enjoyed it!

Pick up your copy of Voyeur here . Also check out Lacey’s myspace .

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Dirty Spanglish at media-crazy Harry Potter Book Release in Pasadena's Vromans - By N.L. Belardes


Who has the "Hots For Hermione"?

You could say that Dirty Spanglish is the perfect band to write the Harry Potter song, “Hots For Hermione.” Pop culture influenced? Likely. “Harry Potter came out when I was in the third grade,” says vocalist/guitarist Landen Belardes.

He’s 15 now, and like the rest of Bakersfield punk band Dirty Spanglish, was more than ready for the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows at Pasadena’s Vromans: the oldest and largest bookstore in southern California.


Vromans: a bookscape of Potterness and wiz-rock

For Dirty Spanglish, it was all about Harry Potter fans. They even brought their new song “Hots For Hermione” just for all the fanatical book lovers dressed as their favorite black-robed wizards, tie-loving students, and one-eyed prestidigitators. “We wrote it just for the event; for all the book fans,” Belardes said. He’s also a big fan of the Harry Potter books and films.

What was the book release party like?


Dirty Spanglish talks to L.A. media


Dirty Spanglish talks to more L.A. media



Wall-to-wall screaming fans of all ages were dressed in their best Harry Potter themed garb as representatives from KTTV Fox News 11, KNBC Channel 4, KABC Eyewitness News, the Pasadena Star, and me from ABC 23/Noveltown/Bakotopia were in the Vromans house to watch the excitement build to earth-shattering levels. There couldn’t have been a better time for a Bakersfield band to hit a scene filled with wild young fans and a media frenzy.


Dirty Spanglish: Kris Smith, Shaun Alaniz, Landen Belardes, Nick Alvarado

Dirty Spanglish latest song is a catchy Harry Potter pop punk piece that’s part of the new genre of rock called wizard rock, or ‘wrock’ songs. Believe it or not there are nearly 200 bands around the world who sing exclusively Harry Potter themed songs. Although Dirty Spanglish isn’t a full-fledged ‘wrock’ band, they don’t feel so bad. The entire genre started off that way: one ‘wrock’ song by a rock band. I won’t get into details. It gets complicated.


Posing with fanatical fans







Anyway, Dirty Spanglish has been on a wild media ride lately as a result of their new song. They were mentioned in the L.A. Times story, “Harry Potter, the guest of honor: Booksellers are enlisting Snape debaters, wizard rockers and more to make the launch an event.” I found their ‘wrockiness’ media worthy and wrote a piece for ABC 23 titled, “Local Harry Potter Song 'Wrocks': Youth Band Takes Potter Pop Culture To Their School Of Rock”.

Their song was even on KTTV Fox news L.A. as can be seen by the cameraman Sean Patrick Lewis filming these two ‘wrockerettes’ wildly dancing to “Hots For Hermione”. Band members made several attempts at interviews with KABC Channel 4 and L.A.’s Eyewitness News. It made for good schmoozing from these young teenage rockers.

The party was already well underway by the 10 p.m. start of LA kid band Wild Youth. They’re Disney friendly with a bit of Alanis Morissette meets Avril Lavigne mixed with a dash of 1990s band, the Sundays.


Wild Rockers: Dirty Spanglish meets the Wild Youth

Interesting band connection: Wild Youth’s self-taught keyboardist, Hank is the grandson of Bakersfield music legend, Tommy Collins, one of the fathers of the old Bakersfield Sound. Landen Belardes, guitarist/vocalist for Dirty Spanglish grandfather once did a photo shoot of Collins and Buck Owens. A portion of a street in downtown Bakersfield was closed to shoot the cover for Collin’s album, “Callin’”.



Dirty Spanglish headlined and rocked the house with an 11-song set. Girls and boys danced, although I noticed many wizard girls grooving. Their song “Hots For Hermione” was off the hook as every Harry Potter fan within earshot energized to frightening wizrockish levels. They performed their Harry Potter themed song twice. Their final hurrah was a rousing encore that led right up to the midnight book frenzy.











While Dirty Spanglish signed autographs I wandered in the store to capture the historic first purchase. Hilarious, the girl who bought the book refused to talk to media and ran off, disappearing into the crowd.


The moment of truth. A 'must see' video. Girl runs away with book!

Outside, Dirty Spanglish talked to young wizards while people literally poured out of the store, some with arms filled with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.


I popped in the store to follow a cameraman and the lines as they were let in.


Chaos in the book store...


More organized chaos...


The moment of truth. First book sold at 12:01 a.m.









Harry Potter fans can purchase “Hots For Hermione” on a special collectors $5 CD that Dirty Spanglish made for the book event. Supplies are limited.

Contact Dirty Spanglish for CDs or to book shows in your area: www.myspace.com/dirtyspanglish

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Are you doing your Summer Reading? – By Melinda Carroll

Remember when you were a kid and your teachers would send a recommended summer reading list home with you at the end of the school year hoping you would do more than just play video games, like improve your mind. How many of you were good boys and girls and actually read a few books on the recommended summer reading list? How much did your summer reading influence your life as a child? As an adult? Is reading a passion in your life?

I don’t know about you, but I’m always reading. I have a stack of books at home that are in my “to be read” pile, but I continue to buy more books. I can’t help myself. My logic is I’ll eventually read them all.

Noveltown is not only passionate about writers, we’re passionate about readers too! Without readers the Indie literary presses and the publishing world would come to a screeching halt and eventually cease to exist. Books would become coasters, or those things you press flowers in, or worse! I don’t even want to imagine a world without books, its too horrible a thought. For in books our imaginations run free within world’s writers create for us. J. K. Rowling is the most successful author ever because of readers!

It’s mid summer and Noveltown just wanted to check in on you to make sure you’re doing your summer reading…

For all of you Paperback Writer readers who are book sluts, word whores, always carry a book with you in your purse or backpack, read while laying out by the pool, on the beach or by a lake, and plan what books you’re taking with you on vacation we’ve got some fabulous recommended summer reading for you.

Salon.com put together a great four part recommended summer reading list:

Mysteries and Science Fiction: “Thrills and chills: These mysteries and science fiction novels will transport you to a higher plane.”

Three Bags Full - By Leonie Swann, Anthea Bell, trans.
Mr. Dixon Disappears - By Ian Sansom
Up in Honey's Room - By Elmore Leonard
Body of Lies - By David Ignatius
Brasyl - By Ian McDonald
The Margarets - By Sheri S. Tepper

(Read the full mystery and science fiction article for synopsis’ of these books and links to buy)

Memoirs: “Great escapes: From a journey down the Nile to the chronicle of a professional basketball player, these memoir recommendations will whisk you away.”

Four Seasons in Rome: On Twins, Insomnia, and the Biggest Funeral in the History of the World - By Anthony Doerr
Down the Nile: Alone in a Fisherman's Skiff - By Rosemary Mahoney
Can I Keep My Jersey? 11 Teams, 5 Countries, and 4 Years in My Life as a Basketball Vagabond - By Paul Shirley
Dog Days: Dispatches From Bedlam Farm - By Jon Katz
The Cure for Anything Is Salt Water: How I Threw My Life Overboard and Found Happiness at Sea - By Mary South

(Read the full memoir article for synopsis’ of these books and links to buy)

Chic lit: “Chic lit: From a saga of 17th century maidens to a 21st century mom flirting with disaster, our novel recommendations will make you feel cheap and sexy in the best possible way.”

Little Stalker - By Jennifer Belle
Peony in Love - By Lisa See
Slummy Mummy - By Fiona Neill
The New Yorkers: A Novel - By Cathleen Schine
Sheer Abandon - By Penny Vincenzi

(Read the full chic lit article for synopsis